umm, light up a big fat blunt and blow the smoke under the door in their direction.

1)Open the door
2)Get high/drunk

open the door, throw an egg in the face of one of them, then close the door.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue cops are knocking on my door, but i locked em. what should i do.

the exact opposite of what you did to make them want to go there.

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Yell "Piss off pigs" really loudly when they identify themselves

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wait till they leave, and then make a break for canada

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The cops came to our apartment a couple of years ago for playing music too loud and we just turned it down and sat in there until they went away. They're fucking patient / not busy, they sat there for 45 minutes knocking.

RUUUUUUUUN.

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alright, they left. i was shitting myself there for a second, running around trying to hide the bong... it was bad news. i was peeking out the window and at first i just saw a cop car parked in front of the apartment... then the landlady pulled up behind it.. a second cop car comes up... then two cops came up, knocked for a good two minutes, came back down and left. then the landlady came up, didn't leave a note or anything, and just left. what do you think that's all about?

You know that even if you open the dorr they cannot come in unless

1) you invite them (as in say yes when they ask to come in)

2) They have a search warrent (equals you are focked anyway)

3) weed smoke billows out your door when you open it (giving them "probable cause")

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the sherrifs were looking for me once, so i bolted to a different county where they didn't have jurisdiction.


i did not run to the net so could post it in the COR.

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