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cross country kamikaze
journal entry # 2
date: november something 2004
location: Inside or near Las Vegas
Well, my suicide tour has landed me here somewhere near Las Vegas. It seems that helicopter fuel has really made my jeep run really well. I started going north, but then i made a right turn and a day and a half later i was in a desert. I got bored of the sun, so i started to cut my arm. Well, actually i was crying too and cutting. However, i guess they weren't deep enough. they'll scar, but most of it was just like scratches.
anyways, i drove and drove and i saw a bilboard for the grand canyon. what the hell i thought, so i chased after it. 5 hours went by and i ended up in a deadend near some animals and a helicopter. long story short, i bought some helicopter fuel and filled by tank.
I don't have a compass, so i just followed by nose when i came to a 4 way intersection. BTW, there are lots of cows and bulls that cross the street.anyways, something bad happened with the fuel and i think i passed out when i drove (i guess from fumes) and i woke up with wheels into the dirt. no damage, i guess the sand just slowed be down as i veered off the road.
cell phone was annoying, so i threw it away. i don't think any of u guys called. i got a bunch of calls from the 619 area code, but i think that was just my friends.
what else. i'm staying here in a motel with about $9 left. I don't want it to be the end of my trip, but at least i'm going out with style. so, all of you rember. it only costs $200 to travel to Las Vegas. it's worth the wait with all the pirate shows they have.
by the way, has anyone ever heard of Wanderlus with Gehkil something? it was on comedy central and its a hilarious travel show where some german guy goes to Thailand. I would look for the episodes, but i'm at a computer center that doesn't allow files to be downloaded.
well, i guess the open road has cured by suicidal tendancies. but who know where i'll go next or if the feeling will come back and i fall off the elevator in the Luxor.
so, ciao. i'm not leaving yet, so maybe one of u guys wants to visit me at this lan center. i only have about 45 minutes left, but they have couches, so i'll crash here until they kick me out.
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