|Originally posted by Lira |
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard yellow fever in China is called fever
This one is nice. Half Jap/Half Chinese. Raised Jap, so probably not as shit in bed/as hairy.
Never was a big fan of Asian women, but they are just so tiny. Every time feels like you are smashing the doors in with the swat team.
Western women are just big whores that don't make you work for the payoff.
I'll try to only have 6 beers when we go ice skating tomorrow. Ice skating is my move with Asian women here. It works 70% all of the time. They suck at it, but the lols are great. I also look like a demigod, deft-fully and gracefully skating circles around everyone at the rink. It's a panty dropper.
Freak Out Tóng Zhì