Originally posted by Vector A
Learned today: In French, the word for "cock slap" is "une biffle," combining the words "une bite" (cock) and "une giffle" (slap).
The verb "to cock slap" is "biffler."
Take note, Jenny! This vocabulary could come in handy.
Lol! Thanks!
I actually drove by a building yesterday with a sign out front that said "Learn Spanish to French conversion!"
Not quite what I'm after but since it was literally a sign, I'm gonna drive by again today and see if they offer conversational French classes too. Wewt!
Last edited by Silky Johnson on Jan-15-2016 at 13:56
Jan-15-2016 13:11
Alex
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Ici on dit touche a mes testacles, aussi c'est bein cool si tu touche mon zizi!
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Jan-15-2016 15:19
Silky Johnson
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lol
Jan-15-2016 15:28
Vector A
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On peut parler aux inconnus de ses gosses en France alors qu'au Québec c'est plutôt un sujet à aborder chez le médecin.
Jacques Chirac avait, selon ses biographes, une expression préférée pour dire que quelque chose ne lui faisait ni chaud ni froid : "Cela m'en touche une sans faire bouger l'autre." (Les "couilles" ou les "boules" sous-entendues.)
L'une des plus belles fautes d'orthographe que j'aie jamais vues est "Je m'emballe les couilles" au lieu de "Je m'en bats les couilles."
Jan-15-2016 15:48
Alex
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Dude. You're spot on. French guys love talking about their balls here.
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Jan-15-2016 16:09
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Ok California you won, I love you. You're dropdead gorgeous, unprofessional, and you have made a relaxed man out of me. I guess people were right to call me an old man in junior high, I must've walked around with a buttplug on.
Jan-27-2016 13:03
Silky Johnson
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You know when you log into TA and see a funny, interesting, or intelligent poster has replied to a bunch of threads, and you think to yourself "Oh boy, some good reading material!"??
I feel the exact opposite way when the poster is Lagrangian. :/
Jan-27-2016 14:12
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Originally posted by Silky Johnson
You know when you log into TA and see a funny, interesting, or intelligent poster has replied to a bunch of threads, and you think to yourself "Oh boy, some good reading material!"??
I feel the exact opposite way when the poster is Lagrangian. :/
I always scan for Silky Johnson, because you know...you can never have too much Silky Johnson.
Jan-27-2016 14:33
Silky Johnson
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lol
Jan-27-2016 14:56
Zoso
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In fact, I find myself often wishing that I had more "silky johnson"...wife probably does, too.
Jan-27-2016 15:08
Silky Johnson
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Ahahahahah *there there*
Jan-27-2016 15:17
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If interested i do my investigative work under the name detective Dirk McDerk