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Posted by itsamemario on May-04-2013 08:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard yellow fever in China is called fever


Actually what they call it when Jay gets a case of the yellow fever is Dong Schwang Gong which translates roughly to something like "Spotted pleasure-stick with dragons burn later".
The japanese have something similar called "Grease-Hair White Boy Fun-Time Regret"


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on May-04-2013 09:06:

Naw it's called 2 girls, brown stick.


Posted by viperx29 on May-04-2013 15:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Naw it's called 2 girls, brown stick.


That aint no stick honey


Posted by Lira on May-04-2013 20:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
This one is nice. Half Jap/Half Chinese. Raised Jap, so probably not as shit in bed/as hairy.

You may be right about her bed bouncing skills, but I hope you like it fast and rough, because I'm pretty sure her jungle is massive.

Rewind!


Posted by Silky Johnson on May-04-2013 20:23:

WIKKID! WIKKID!


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-04-2013 20:51:

Trying to get motivated to go out and take some photos downtown, but after a run, then shaving my head and a long shower I feel rather beat...


Posted by Lagrangian on May-04-2013 20:53:

WE'RE HAVING A KENTUCKY DERBY PARTY BY THE POOL, WE HAVE HOT BROWN, WILD TURKEY, AND DERBY PIE.

THE HORSES ARE ON THE TRACK!


Posted by Spacey Orange on May-05-2013 00:34:

so i got a ticket for parking on a hill with a 3 percent grade without turning my wheels. 3 percent? what kind of %#@$# is that. i'm getting my ruler out.


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-05-2013 02:50:

So I walked up to Parsons Garden today on Queen Anne in Seattle and there was this girl sunbathing in the middle of the garden in a bikini... Of course I eyeballed her as I walked around the park... But the strange thing was when I got to the front of her, I sat down and had a drink, and I looked up at her, and she looked up and looked around... I could have sworn it was my friend that I hadn't talked to in like 5 years. She looked down and then did a double take right at me and I was very convinced it was her.

I decided to make a point of it to walk by her on the way out, so I crossed the lawn, and she did another double take as I walked by, but said nothing. I said nothing as well...

Now it is kinda bugging me. It wouldn't be that strange to run into her up there, she lunched with my dad about a year and a half ago or so, maybe sooner, and she said she was living up on Queen Anne.

I don't know. I am not sure what my friend really looks like in my head anymore, but everything about her was spot on...

Oh well... I almost want to message her on FB and ask, but that'd seem really strange I think.


Posted by Spacey Orange on May-05-2013 03:39:

should have talked to her. wouldn't you have if it were a guy? and not its not wierd, nou. you give vagina too much power.


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-05-2013 03:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Spacey Orange
should have talked to her. wouldn't you have if it were a guy? and not its not wierd, nou. you give vagina too much power.


Well to be honest its not someone I want back in my life in the least bit, so yea. Not talking to her was the right choice, given the off chance it was her. Fuck that.

Any other girl I would have.


Posted by citric_acid on May-05-2013 04:13:

you probably frightened her nou, i remember the look i got at the bar with my dad when you walked in not expecting me to be there. had i known if i just pretended to not be the person you thought i was my night would have been much less awkward


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-05-2013 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by citric_acid
you probably frightened her nou, i remember the look i got at the bar with my dad when you walked in not expecting me to be there. had i known if i just pretended to not be the person you thought i was my night would have been much less awkward


Well it was pretty bad that I walked by you FIVE times and didn't notice you until Jake literally had to spell it out...

"I saw De."

"lol what?"

*walks by you to text you*

*walks back in*

"i texted her, haha, did you see her on the street?"

"NO SHE IS RIGHT DOWN THERE"

"nah.... thats not her..."

"i think it is"

*walks by you and scopes you out*

"Oh fuck thats her..." *walks into bathroom*

*as i take a wiz* "NAAAH THAT CANT BE HER what are the odds..."

*walk out*

"Oh fuck."

AND YOUR NIGHT WAS AWKWARD BECAUSE OF THAT? You have no idea how shit my night went after that. To cover Jakes fucking retarded paranoid ass, I basically had to act like you were some scorned trist and make it seem like a big deal that you were there. I ended up making myself look like an idiot to cover his ass. He owes me lol. I wanted to get a drink with you, but he was like flipping the fuck out.

*edit again*

Seriously, fuck you Jake.


Posted by Redd on May-05-2013 04:18:

quote:
I decided to make a point of it to walk by her on the way out, so I crossed the lawn, and she did another double take as I walked by, but said nothing. I said nothing as well...


on a scale from 1 to 9 you reached bazinga on the beta scale


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-05-2013 04:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Redd
on a scale from 1 to 9 you reached bazinga on the beta scale


Yea, probably, but again, not sure if it was her, and if it was, not someone I want back in my life at all, ever. So it was more of a "i need to get the fuck out of here" thing. I only wondered after.


Posted by Redd on May-05-2013 04:23:

if you didn't care, walk away. if your curiosity hit home just say "hi, are you xxxx?". the way you did it makes no sense


Posted by Redd on May-05-2013 04:26:

but walking by her a couple of times eyeballing the shit out of her probably got her creeped out as fuck. good work!


Posted by Redd on May-05-2013 04:27:

also first time poster in random thread of randomness.


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-05-2013 04:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Redd
if you didn't care, walk away. if your curiosity hit home just say "hi, are you xxxx?". the way you did it makes no sense


In that I walked by her to get a closer look? Yea totally makes no sense (that was the "point of it").

I only started to wonder more when I got home. Right after that I was trying to make it to a camera shop before they closed.


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-05-2013 04:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Redd
but walking by her a couple of times eyeballing the shit out of her probably got her creeped out as fuck. good work!


Eyeballed her for probably all of 5 seconds, out of the corner of my eye, while wearing dark sunglasses. I am not that much of a creeper, even had my camera and didn't snap a photo (thought about it though haha).


Posted by Redd on May-05-2013 04:30:

so I guess she was out of your league?


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-05-2013 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Redd
so I guess she was out of your league?



Not my type anymore.


Posted by Redd on May-05-2013 04:31:

all good man, I would have just asked her if I was in doubt. If I didn't it would have haunted me forever. OCD you know.


Posted by Redd on May-05-2013 04:33:

1. it's her and you go "oh, hi, it's me from [whatever]" "cool beans, later".
2. it's not her and you go "okay sorry, have a nice day".

either way you win


Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-05-2013 04:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Redd
all good man, I would have just asked her if I was in doubt. If I didn't it would have haunted me forever. OCD you know.


Meh. Four years ago, probably would have kept me up at night. I haven't talked to her in five years, and don't particularly want to run into her again. She was manipulative and turned into a pretty shit friend for someone who I had known since I was like 8.


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