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[15:28] *** Now talking in #middle_earth
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<Sauron> hey d00ds
<Sauron> i made some token ring adapters
<Sauron> you want some
<Sauron> ?
<Dwarfs> yeah sauron
<Dwarfs> what do they do
<Sauron> they are kewlies
<Sauron> here have some
<Dwarfs> k thx
<Dwarfs> uh oh gotta go
*** Quits: Dwarfs (Client Quit)
<Frodo> whats up sauron
<Sauron> nothin much d00d
<Sauron> u?
<Frodo> nothin
<Sauron> oh
<Sauron> i gots this kewl token ring adapter
<Sauron> its kewl 8)
<Frodo> sweet
*** Joins: Isildur (KingsSon@224432.middle-earthlink.net)
*** Frodo sets mode: +o Isildur-2
<Sauron> hey whoa wtf
<Isildur> you are here too?
<Isildur> u fagg0t!
*** Isildur sets mode: +b *!*Sauron@*.mordoronline.net
*** Sauron was kicked by Isildur (dont like u faggit!)
<Isildur> hes a homo
<Isildur> oh kewl a token ring
<Isildur> gotta go install it
*** Quits: Isildur (token ring)
<Gollum> lol what a fag
<Gollum> i got the token ring now
<Gollum> it says "IBMyPrecious TOKEN RING ADAPTER PCI 24552"
<Gollum> its kewl
<Gollum> ill take pix for u
<Gollum> oh  were did it go
<Gollum> dam i lost it
<Frodo> LOL
<Bilbo> oh kewl a token ring adapter
<GandalfTheGray> Hey now Bilbo, give it to me
<Bilbo> no d00d its mine
<GandalfTheGray> give me it
* GandalfTheGray takes the adapter
<Bilbo> hey
<Bilbo> fine i leave now
*** Quits: Bilbo (smoke pipeweed everyday)
<Frodo> u made bilbo mad
<Frodo> more like gandalf the gay am i right
<Gollum> ROFL
<GandalfTheGray> hey :(
<GandalfTheGray> fordo plz install this adapter in your 486/dx machine
<GandalfTheGray>  i mean frodo
<Frodo> the one i play doom on?  y?
<GandalfTheGray> you can play online with it
<Frodo> k
<Frodo> oh  i uninstalled doom
<GandalfTheGray> damn d00d
<Gollum> lol ur screwed now
*** Joins: Samwise (Fathobbit@223468.shire.net)
<Samwise> hello everyone
<Samwise> i just ate dinner
<Gollum> what did u eat
<Gollum> everything prolly, u fat hobbit
<Frodo> LOL
<Samwise> no i had taters
<Gollum> taters?
<Samwise> PO - TAY - TOES
<Samwise> PO - TAY - TOES
*** Samwise was kicked by Frodo (no flooding)
*** Joins: Samwise (Fathobbit@223468.shire.net)
<Samwise> hey wtf
<Frodo> lol
<Pip> lol
<Frodo> hi pip
<Pip> hello frodo
*** Joins: Saruman (Saruman@8742.aol.us.net)
<Saruman> hey d00ds
*** GandalfTheGray sets mode: +o Saruman
<Saruman> thx old friend
<GandalfTheGray> np
<Saruman> ...
<Saruman> UR ALL FAGS
<Saruman> UR ALL FAGS
<Saruman> UR ALL FAGS
<Saruman> UR ALL FAGS
<Saruman> UR ALL FAGS
*** Saruman sets mode: -o GandalfTheGray
*** Saruman sets mode: -o Frodo
*** Saruman sets mode: -o Bilbo
*** Samwise was kicked by Gollum (Faggit!!!1)
*** Gollum sets mode: +o GandalfTheGray
*** Gollum sets mode: +o Frodo
*** Gollum sets mode: +o Bilbo
<Frodo> thx gollum
<Frodo> hey gollum can you find me a doom download
<Gollum> sure hold on
<Gollum> oh  d00d shelob hates u
<Gollum> shes gonna ddos u
<Frodo> liar lol
*** Quits: Frodo <Client stack overflow>
<Gollum> lol told him so :D
<Samwise> lol 
<GandalfTheGray> lol go get him back on sam
*** Joins: Frodo (Sexmachine@247668.shire.net)
<GandalfTheGray> "Sexmachine"??? wtf
<Frodo> what?
<GandalfTheGray> ur hostmask thingy
<Frodo> oh  i forgot to change it lol
<Gollum> ROFL HAHAHA
<Pip> its true i saw that video 
<GandalfTheGray> what video
<Pip> webcam - frodo and amanda (hobbit sex!) xxx cum orgy anal hot.avi
<GandalfTheGray> hahaha
<GandalfTheGray> send it to me plz
<Frodo> omg plz dont pip
<GandalfTheGray> ahah hes sending it now
<GandalfTheGray> wait what codec does this use
<Pip> divx
<GandalfTheGray> kewl
<GandalfTheGray> ok hold on im gonna watch it now
<Pip> ok :)
<Frodo> this is embarassing
<GandalfTheGray> omg
<GandalfTheGray> thats huge :0
<GandalfTheGray> bigger then my staff
<Pip> lol
<Gollum> i wanna see
*** Joins: Legolas (BlondePointyEars@982.Elf.bowandarrowmagazine.com)
<Pip> hold on im sending it now
<Gollum> kewl
<Frodo> no dont show gollum!
<Gollum> hahaha thats a huge hobbit dick
<Legolas> did someone say hobbit dick?  where?
<Gollum> legolas you fag lol
<Legolas> whos hobbit dick r you talking about
<Gollum> frodos 
<GandalfTheGray> its quite large, for a hobbit
<Legolas> oh, frodos
<Legolas> i already saw frodos
<Frodo> WTF????? WHEN?
<Legolas> when we were at that bar and you had a little too much ale
<Pip> hahahahaha
<Gollum> hey frodo i found a doom download
<Frodo> kewl whats the link
<Gollum> http://members.middle-earthlink.net...oom106-full.zip
<Frodo> kewl thanks
<Frodo> ill install the card now along with the game
<Gollum> no!! my precious
<Frodo> shutup smeagol
<Gollum> smeagol? kewl
*** Gollum is now known as Smeagol
<Smeagol> 8)
<Frodo> nice 
<Pip> kewl
<GandalfTheGray> lol watch this
*** GandalfTheGray is now known as Gollum
<Gollum> oh, hello, im a giant 
<Gollum> i eat my own feces
<Smeagol> hey thats not nice :(
*** Gollum is now known as GandalfTheWhite
<GandalfTheWhite> sorry dude
<Frodo> lol
<Pip> ROFL
<Samwise> HAHAHAHAHA
<Frodo> white?
<GandalfTheWhite> time for a change
<Legolas> press 435 if u like blonde elfs
<Samwise> 435
<GandalfTheWhite> sam wtf
<Samwise> j/k
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