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| Dumonde Trancer |
Whats sicker then a dead dog with an axe in its face?
a dead baby with an axe in its face.
Man walks into a doctors surgery,
'Excuse me sir' the man says to the doctor, 'I seem to have a sexual problem with my 6yr old daughter', 'your daughters sexually active at 6yrs old?' says the doctor in a state of shock. 'No' replies the man 'She just lies there like her mother'.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the First Period.
Q. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A. The little boy in the trunk of my car.
A man and a little boy are walking hand in hand into some woods. The deeper they go the darker it gets. Further and further in. The little boy stops, wimpering. 'Whats wrong' Says the man. 'I'm scared' Says the little boy. 'Your scared' Replies the man, 'i've got to get out of these woods on my own'.
A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.
A man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"
The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.
The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girl's parents mangled n the rocks below.
The man turns round, unzips his fly and says, "I guess it just ain't your lucky day!"
Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
A: Ten dead babies in a garbage can.
Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans. |
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| Bullet |
| lol, hard but funny |
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| ferrycorstenfan |
hehehehe go ste :p
seen some of them b4 mind |
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| torontotrance |
| you should be shot for those ste. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| :o :o :o :haha: :haha: |
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| BigFlavor |
howdy, i think i'll join you for the first class trip to hell.
[here's where i was gonna write two of the worst jokes i've ever heard. but they're soo terrible i wrote them and then deleted them and wrote this becuase they were too horrible...]
oh well, have a nice trip.
:stongue: :whip: :disbelief |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Plant
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my thoughts exactly..:D:D |
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