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| Volksjoolz |
Stella is the Sporn of satan DO NOT DRINK IT AT YOUR WORKS PARTIES..you have been warned!
This is why!
All the below is accurate and has happened to me last night and today!
1.) you inadvertantly mention to your boss that you think she's overweight in the waist area.
2.) You tell your girlfriend that you might "snog some floosy?" (Nic - i didn't, i'm sorry for upsetting you )
3.) You strip to your boxer shorts in a work "chippendale competition" ?
4.) You wake up to find your face connected with a ketchup ridden plate and bacon sarnies strewn across the bed.
5.) You get informed that those bacon sarnies have been half cooked in the oven butter, bread and plate!
6.) You walk into work at 2.30pm with your jumper the wrong way round
7.) You look like Pat Butcher
8.) You Sound like Pat Butcher
9.) You've finally stopped vomiting (due to the sarnies) only to disccover that you have a piece of sick attached to your ear, you vomit again.
10.) You sit next to your boss, who is now giving you evils for being late and mentioning her weight. ( i know i'm honest but thats just plain SUICIDAL!)
PLease Kids be safe, this could happen to you! |
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| jonsimmonds |
| quote: | Originally posted by Volksjoolz
9.) You've finally stopped vomiting (due to the sarnies) only to disccover that you have a piece of sick attached to your ear, you vomit again.
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| Az |
that sounds like 10 reasons why stella makes life more fun
:p
unlucky mate
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| jdat |
that's why I don't go to office parties :p
never know what you're gonna lose :tongue2 |
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| Volksjoolz |
Yeah n i've got another one tomorrow!!
one things for sure, this time i'm sticking to FOSTERS! :p |
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