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| Dj O'Callaghan |
haha
**Looks at all the cards in phonebox in soho all happen to say Mrs Deeley mature lady from Aylesbury big and bouncy, no holes barred, 1 quid a go**
hahaha :p
Less of the mar jokes their a bit middle school style if u ask me |
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| flystyler |
Dont talk about my mar like that, feck off, go on, feck off
hehe, remembers the Pikey in snatch, go on feck off
*Walks up to calla smacks him over the head*
*Watches as calla falls to his knees in agony*
*Pushes his knee into callas back, and hears as callas spine snaps in 2*
*Wanders round to calls' a year later, and sees his mother spoon feeding him mashed up beans and sprouts*
Wots that you say, sorry i cant understand
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
haha as if that would happen this is what would really happen
**fly tries to smack me**
**Me grabs flys Arm and breaks it**
**hooks fly**
**Grabs flys head whilst flys down smashing it repeatly against concreate**
**Then smashes up flys kneecaps with a baseball bat
**Then gets a razor out and cuts up flys torso**
**Pours petrol into the wounds**
**evilly laughs**
**lights flys torso leaves him burning for a minute then puts flames out**
**Me hammers flys hands to the ground**
**Me strikes an axe into flys kneecap**
**Throws darts at flys head**
**chops of flys right foot with a scythe**
**Gets out some sharp spilints of wood and hammers them into flys fingernails**
**Pours acid over fly**
**Me cuts flys nerves out with a scapel**
**Me puts fly out of his misery by firing an AK47 into his carcus**
**rips flys head and spine out Mortal combat style and runs off screaming like a savage** |
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| flystyler |
Riiiiiiight
*Fly is reincarnated as terminator (u know the oen who can turn into all sorts, and like anything)*
*Runs up2 calla super fast and turns his arm into a 10 foot knife*
*Pokes the knife through each pupil, and twists them out of their socket*
*Then pulls calla's arms out of their sockets and wraps them round and round his body*
*Moves onto the legs, and rips the tibular out of each leg, and watches calla fall to the floor in a pool of his own blood*
*Pics calla up and puts a 10 inch nail through his head and into a wooden stake*
*Watches as call pleads to be killed, as he cant stand the pain anymore*
*Forces cockroaches down callas throat, and watches them move around his body, and snip and bight away at his skin, and see them reappear and skuttle off, as the skin falls off his skin*
*Leaves calla there over night to let the maggots fester on his open wounded tissue, and sees them multiplying and sucking the blood out of his body*
*Finally realises he has taken it too far and loads up a nuklear war head*
*Accidently fires it off in the general direction of australia*
*Gets a nothampton slag to come up to calla and bitch slap him, and then lets her tell everyone about his tiny cock*
*Puts a pint of guiness infront of calla, as his life flashes before him*
*Pushes the lifeless body into a see of parranes(sp)*
MUHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
ASTA LA VISTA..............BABY!!!! |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
**Awakes due to Celtic spirts**
**Grabs Terminator fly chucks his tin carcus into a metal compacter**
**presses the button**
**watches as nuts and bolts fly**
**Me lobs liquid fly into Molten lava like in Terminator 2**
HA HA HA!!!
**ME flys to where l'll never be found** |
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