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A Little Bunny Rabbit -Joke
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I just got this today so i hope it aint an old one.
A little bunny rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, Giraffe my friend, why do you do this?
Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant lining up some coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin, rabbit says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little bunny rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at the lion and ask, Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers,
"That little f'ucker always makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!" |
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| Tweak |
| Sorry resisted, heard it before, but still good for a laugh! |
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| dj dave b |
| hahaha thats ing good! :D |
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| astroboy |
| A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. She spends 20,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a news stand to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Nevertheless I can still tell you exactly how old you are! but first I have to put my hands down your knickers. Then, I can tell exactly how old you are." They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead". The old man slips both hands down her knickers and begins to feel around. After several minutes she says, Okay, how old am I?" He removes his hands slowly and says, "You are exactly 47 years old!" Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?" The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's." |
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| PointyDC |
| Now thats class Astroboy, :haha: |
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| webmeister |
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphillus.
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What has two thumbs and loves fellatio?
ME!!!!!!!!!  |
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| dr me |
how did this post escape me?
hehe, tis very funny
all these jokes can be found at www.jokes.com |
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