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Simple as that. This thread is going to be the successor to the junk thread, feel free to whack all the good stuff, jokes and classics in here and in particular stuff no-one else would get besides us
After all we do have our own rather caustic sense of humour! Lets begin
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| Technaut |
:eyes: :haha: :stongue:
Start button = G'day
ripper
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| escee |
, i was gonna use the windaz one! i guess i cant contribute to this thread much.
The john hoppawatoo (spelt so very wrong) one was funny, and the moses one.
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why the are we browsing the forums at 2am WST!? |
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| Tranzmit |
| quote: | Originally posted by escee
, i was gonna use the windaz one! i guess i cant contribute to this thread much.
The john hoppawatoo (spelt so very wrong) one was funny, and the moses one.
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why the are we browsing the forums at 2am WST!? |
i dunno it's actually 4 am here :nervous: :crazy: |
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| Technaut |
lol 4 am u bunch of nuts
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| dr me |
"It is indeed fitting that we gather here today to pay tribute to Abraham Lincoln, who was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands."
- an unnamed politician in a speech honoring Lincoln
i love american bashing. anyone watch CNNNN on ABC? they good bash american. :D |
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"Mr. Speaker, this bill is phony with a capital F."
- congressman, during a heated congressional debate
"I wouldn't want anything to happen to the President of the United States, even though I might be in some kind of line of succession. It probably will never happen, but it's nice to think about anyway."
- Senator Warren Magnuson, upon becoming president pro tem of the Senate
"Send all the details. Never mind the facts."
- telegram from the editor of the old New York World to his Washington correspondent
"I will not tolerate intolerance."
- Senator Bob Dole on Pat Buchanan
I'm sure he's very big back in his own country.
- New York City policeman commenting about Garth Brooks' free concert for over 250,000 fans in Central Park
I don't know anyone here that's been killed with a handgun.
- Representative Avery Alexander (D-New Orleans) during a Louisiana legislature debate on gun control.
"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
- Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole.
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.
"The more killings and homicides you have, the more havoc it prevents."
- Richard M. Daley, mayor of Chicago, commenting on the rise of crime in his city
"Lead us in a few words of silent prayer."
- ex-Houston Oiler and Florida State coach Bill Peterson
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt, basketball player at NC State University
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson, explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for a pair of pliers
haha. i really love american bashing |
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