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| mad_atta |
I suspect this isn't what you intended for your Aussie humour thread, but it's a joke that includes an Aussie so here it is:
Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital
waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children.
One is an Australian, one a New Zealander and the other a
West Indian. They are all very nervous and pacing the floor
- as you do in these situations. All of a sudden the doctor
bursts through the double doors saying "Gentlemen you won't
believe this but your wives have all had their babies within
5 minutes of each other."
The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy.
"And", said the doctor, "They have all had little boys."
The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over
and over.
"However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said.
"In all the confusion we may have mixed the babies up
getting them to the nursery and would be grateful if you
could join us there to try and help identify them."
With that the Kiwi raced passed the doctor and bolted to
the nursery. Once inside he picked up a dark skinned
infant with dreadlocks saying, "there's no doubt about it,
this boy is mine!" The doctor looked bewildered and said,
"Well sir of all the babies I would have thought that
maybe this child could be of West Indian descent."
"That's a maybe", said the Kiwi, "but one of the other two is a
ing Aussie and I'm not taking the risk."
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| Tranzmit |
| LOL thats funny!! I'm guessing your a kiwi then Mad_atta? Nah it's cool post whatever stuff makes you laugh, it doesn't have to be "Aussie" per se |
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| mad_atta |
...and there was I trying to start a flame war (not really)! Glad to hear that humour taking the piss out of the Aussies is fair game...
Hey! You edited! Yup, I'm a kiwi... well, sort of. I thought the flag kind of gave that away |
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| Tranzmit |
Oh so you WERE trying to start a flame war eh? Hmmmmm
Poor deluded Kiwis! Wouldn't know what a football was if it hit them in the face :stongue:
teh heh |
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| Tranzmit |
| quote: | Originally posted by mad_atta
Hey! You edited! Yup, I'm a kiwi... well, sort of. I thought the flag kind of gave that away |
Yeah but so did you :stongue:
Ooooh is that what a kiwi flag looks like? Funny looks kinda like an Aussie flag to me :haha:
I'm taking the piss lol |
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