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Technaut
lol 4 am u bunch of nuts

:p
dr me
"It is indeed fitting that we gather here today to pay tribute to Abraham Lincoln, who was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands."
- an unnamed politician in a speech honoring Lincoln

i love american bashing. anyone watch CNNNN on ABC? they good bash american. :D
dr me
"Mr. Speaker, this bill is phony with a capital F."
- congressman, during a heated congressional debate

"I wouldn't want anything to happen to the President of the United States, even though I might be in some kind of line of succession. It probably will never happen, but it's nice to think about anyway."
- Senator Warren Magnuson, upon becoming president pro tem of the Senate

"Send all the details. Never mind the facts."
- telegram from the editor of the old New York World to his Washington correspondent

"I will not tolerate intolerance."
- Senator Bob Dole on Pat Buchanan

I'm sure he's very big back in his own country.
- New York City policeman commenting about Garth Brooks' free concert for over 250,000 fans in Central Park

I don't know anyone here that's been killed with a handgun.
- Representative Avery Alexander (D-New Orleans) during a Louisiana legislature debate on gun control.

"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
- Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole.

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.

"The more killings and homicides you have, the more havoc it prevents."
- Richard M. Daley, mayor of Chicago, commenting on the rise of crime in his city

"Lead us in a few words of silent prayer."
- ex-Houston Oiler and Florida State coach Bill Peterson

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt, basketball player at NC State University

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson, explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for a pair of pliers

haha. i really love american bashing
DJ Mikey Mike
LMFAO AT THE PICS. Especially at the Explorer button labelled "PORN"

hehehe more!! more pls!!!
Technaut
AUTAS

get on Webchat u bunch of post whores

:p

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