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Does anyone know the quickest way to detox THC out of your body?
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able.h
I apologize if this may sound like a re-post, I'm sure someone had asked the same question before but any inputs/suggestions/advices are being really appreciated.

Well I found this article online, it sounds VERY EXTREME and not sure if it would work out or not.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_to_detox_THC_quickly

It takes at the very least 72 hours to completely detox your body. It isn't easy, but if you really need to detox in this amount of time I will tell you how. This is a very rigorous way but it works one hundred percent.
First you need to get vinegar, one a day multi vitamins, water, gatorade 24oz, cranberry juice, and a very hot place to sit( a car sitting out in the sun for instance). Now what you need to remember is that your best friend will not be the water or urinating alot, but actually sweating an immense amount over 72 hours will completely detoxify your body. Sweating is the bodies natural way of cleansing toxins from your body, thats why when people get sick the smart ones wrap up in a blanket or exercise. Also you must have 3 days off of work or etc to perform this. There is no beating around the hedge on this one. Also vinegar is a key asset to doing this type of detox correctly. I know it tastes terrible but it is needed.
First 24 hours:
Anyway, the first day is the easiest. for the first 24 hours drink nothing but water mixed half and half with vinegar(have a 2 liter bottle at hand to fill up). I would recommend CONSTANTLY drinking it all day. (there shouldnt be a time span of more than 30 minutes in which you have not drank a liter of vinegar water. If you need to urinate, do so and immediately drink as much vinegar water as you can, and drink a bottle of Gatorade about 3 times the first day. DO NOT drink more than that. The Gatorades sole purpose is to keep you from going into shock, because by drinking too much water will drain key electrolytes from your body and it will literally put you into shock... which is not fun. But if you drink too much gatorade, you may get small levels of toxins that hinder the THC from leaving your body easily. Also the first day you must begin to work out. Running in the sun is the best way considering where you live. The hotter and sweatier you are the better. Now after you run or exercise you need to be at least dripping wet with sweat. Immediately after running you need to shower. DO NOT SIT IN A TUB FULL OF WATER!!!! You need to shower and wash of the sweat as soon as possible. Your body absorbs small amounts of water and liquids, and what the use of sweating out toxins if it is just going to be absorbed back in. You should do intense running and working out about 4 hours a day, broken down into say 30 minute periods. Spread these periods out across the day there shouldnt be a time span of more that 3 hours to which you have not worked out. Also at the beginning and end of the first day you need to take a one a day muti vitamin. Yes you take one in the morning, and one at night(not nesseccarily right before you sleep but a good hour or so that way the pill is able to break down before you body rests. Then sleep.
Second 24 hours:
This will most likely be the hottest most miserable day of your life, but it is well worth it. If you made it through the first day, and you havent given up, then I urge you to just bite your tongue and fight through the second day. You need to take the multi vitamin when you wake up. Now I recommend pulling your car out into the sun in the morning and let it sit. At about 12 oclock(granted if it is sunny and hot) bring lots of vinegar water, gatorade, and the cranberry juice. Now this is going to sound strange, but you must sit in your car, in the heat for about 2 and a half hours. You must be sweating a massive ammount. I suggest putting a towel under you while you sit in your car, and wear workout clothing. Now you just sit. Make sure to constantly drink the vinegar water, and drink the gatorade every so often. You may drink as much of the cranberry juice as you like but make sure you drink a good deal more vinegar water than cranberry juice. Just sit and sweat. after a good 2 and a half hours you are good to get out of the heat, but remember the longer the better. And make sure you dont dehydrate yourself because you will dehydrate quickly depending on how hot your vehicle is. Untinted cars are the best for this kinda thing, but wether your car is tinted or not leave your windows rolled up! you must be as hot as possible with out pushing your personal limit. Once done with sitting you must wash off immediately. Then you will resume doing exactly what you did on day one. Workout, drink lots of vinegar water, while throwing in gatorade here and there. Do not drink the cranberry juice after your sitting in the car. You wont need to yet. At the end of the day take a multi vitamin again and go to sleep.
Last 24 hours:
The last day is somewhat along the same lines as day two, except you will completely replace gatorade with cranberry juice. No more Gatorade, drink only vinegar water and cranberry juice. And you must drink alot!!! Cranberry juice will keep your electrolytes in check and since it is a very good antioxidant it will help you sweat and urinate THC out of your body. You may want to sit in the car again for another 2 hours and drink nothing but Cranberry juice while in it. This last day is when you will be pushing out a good deal of THC. Continue to drink heavy amouonts of the vinegar water and cranberry juice. Take your multi vitamin again when you wake up and go to sleep. make sure you workout more again on the third day. Then sleep.
Day of test:
The morning you wake up take 2 multi vitamins. Make sure you take them at least 4 hours before your test. Do not drink any vinegar water. Nothing but cranberry juice. And drink a heavy amount of it. Drink to the point that your urinating every 20 minutes or so. Then your set for your test. Dont bother with detox drinks because most of the time they dont work and all they actually do is block the THC drug from being detected. But like I said they are a hit and miss. If you must just to be safe you may drink one, but the more expensive the better.... and high end ones can get pricey.
Fin: As a last note, during these 3 days do not smoke, eat anything greasy(that means no fast food at all), I recommend eating chicken noodle soup for the whole three days. That or certain vegtables such as asparagus, cucumbers, tomatoes etc... but eat these raw. Dont cook them or put salt on them. My advice is to not eat or drink anything that isnt listed here. The reason for this is because THC is manly in you fat cells, which means that eating fatty foods and such restrict your body from sweating out all of the THC. If you folllow this plan you should be clean within the 72 hours. Also, DO NOT DO THIS ANY LONGER THAN NEEDED. You may feel like a new person when you wake up the day of your test, and yes it is good for your body, but remember, too much of a good thing can be extremely bad for you. And this kind of diet may cause you health problems if you go on with it for a long period of time. Follow these instructions and you will be THC free within 72 hours.


THANKS AGAIN TA!
srussell0018
All of that is bull. The quickest way to naturally detox THC from your body is to work your ass off. THC is stored in fat cells so the quicker you burn fat, the quicker the THC leaves your body. Still, if you're a regular smoker it can take weeks before you'd be able to pass a drug test by using that method alone. There is no remedy that will "cleanse" your body of THC.

If you need to pass a drug test, use Terminader Gold. It dilutes your urine to the point where the THC metabolites are below the allowed level, while replacing the normal minerals and waste products that would be missing from simply diluting your urine by drinking a lot of water.

Sweating does not cleanse your body of THC. As I said before, it is stored in your fat cells.
DaveT
That's why drug testing (esp for pre-employment) is funny. THC uses fat to metabolize and the test looks for its byproduct (test doesn't detect THC itself) that's in your system for up to 4-6 weeks (in urine). Some much longer. If you are a light smoker, it's still up to around 30 days. Everyone is different because it uses your fat to metabolize and everyone has a diff metabolism.

But every other drug, the hard drugs, that's tested it out of your system within 3-5 days because you just pee it out as it's water soluble.

So if you use hard drugs, you just have to stay clean a week. But if you use the little-to-no-damage causing marijuana, you have to be be much more careful.
trancension
Drinking that much water is dangerous...a liter of water/vinegar mixture every 30 minutes all day? Very dangerous to drink that much water.

I have no idea what the vinegar does. But I know cranberry juice and water will help flush your system. Combine those two with exercise/sweating, and it's a really good way to flush toxins out from your body, not necessarily THC. No idea if you'll actually pass the test. Too much water though will up your urine and even your blood, and when the people test you, they'll just make you come back for a retest or you may fail depending on if they think watered down the sample to get by the test.

So be very careful. Vitamins (especially vitamin C), water, cranberry juice, exercise, sweating - all good ways to flush the body of toxins, not necessarily THC. If you have access to a sauna, during your downtime between running, a sit in the sauna could help.

EDIT: Did some reading online about the vinegar/water cocktail. It will help flush out your body as well. But I read that drinking that much vinegar in a day is really bad for you. So once again, I do not recommend drinking a liter of water/vinegar cocktail every 30mins. The websites I read suggested a couple tablespoons a couple times a day, combined with 8-12oz of water.
able.h
Thanks guys! Just what I thought about drinking vinegar like stated in the article. My gf is totally against it too!

Cranberry juice is probably the way to go + work out. Last time we tried those detox drinks, they would only dilute the urine, and the lab required to take the retest.

But again I really appreciate all the responds!
72hrpartyanimal
my trick has was to always apply for jobs that did not drug test :)
srussell0018
quote:
Originally posted by able.h
Last time we tried those detox drinks, they would only dilute the urine, and the lab required to take the retest.


You're right that most of those don't work.
http://www.smokindragon.com/terminader_gold_60.htm

^^Everybody I've ever known who has used this has passed their test. Some even smoked the day before, and it still worked.
able.h
quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
You're right that most of those don't work.
http://www.smokindragon.com/terminader_gold_60.htm

^^Everybody I've ever known who has used this has passed their test. Some even smoked the day before, and it still worked.


Are you implying that the Terminader Gold would always work 99.9% of the time?? If so, THAT'S GREAT!!!

quote:
Originally posted by 72hrpartyanimal
my trick has was to always apply for jobs that did not drug test


LOL Billy, that was my trick before too, but now I'm just doing it as a precautions... *sigh*, I wish there was a website that lists all the companies in LA that does/doesn't require drugt test

Anyone cares to create a site for that? :D
drEamer
wizzanator
72hrpartyanimal
quote:
Originally posted by able.h
Are you implying that the Terminader Gold would always work 99.9% of the time?? If so, THAT'S GREAT!!!



LOL Billy, that was my trick before too, but now I'm just doing it as a precautions... *sigh*, I wish there was a website that lists all the companies in LA that does/doesn't require drugt test

Anyone cares to create a site for that? :D


i feel ya. guess we gotta smoke after you get the job yo :)

Neonbeats
I heard a trick about drinking water and gelatin a little before the test works
MASTER AL
WiZantor all the way..worked for me
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