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| Junior Chavez |
Hi peoples, I've been writing jokes. Hope you like'em.
IN THE YEAR 3000....
* Mother nature will develop a way to keep all crap out of the ocean, by getting the Los Angeles river to flow backwards.
* In efforts to bring down the world population, Six Flags Magic Mountain will create a new roller coaster ride where you are derailed, thrown 100 feet into the air, and then put to death. This new attraction will be called Amtrak.
* After having adopted so many children, Angelina Jolie will evade taxes by declaring herself part of China.
* Larry King will turn 3000.
* President Oprah Winfrey’s speech will be interrupted by a mysterious man in glasses who will rant, “I’m sorry Oprah, but Obama had one of the best Presidencies of all time!”.
* Lady Gaga will die a tragic death in a trash compactor after her outfit is mistaken for a bag of used condoms.
* Scientists will finally uncover how the swine flu spread from pigs to humans after closely studying the chromosomes of Courtney Love.
* Celebrity Tom Cruise will place baby powder all over his floors only to find that Rosie O'Donnell has been stealing all his Twinkies.
ps. thinking about sending these jokes to Conan's show for his year 3000 segment. Are these TV worthy? |
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| darin epsilon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Junior Chavez
* Celebrity Tom Cruise will place baby powder all over his floors only to find that Rosie O'Donnell has been stealing all his Twinkies.
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Haha, I like this last one :tongue3 |
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| DaveT |
| Ripping off Conan's and Randy's segment, eh?? :p |
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| Junior Chavez |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveT
Ripping off Conan's and Randy's segment, eh?? :p |
lol
1. it's not a rip off. i wrote these jokes and plan to send them in for his segment.
2. his name is Andy, Andy Richter.
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| DaveT |
Yeah, I meant Andy. Was talking to someone about Miami Hurricane football and their coach, Randy Shannon, on AIM earlier, , and must've just typed that by accident w/o even realizing it. :)
And my apologies, I didn't see the note at the end that it was for the show....there I go making replies to quick again!
Hope it works out for ya! |
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| HotDogWater |
| there will be no mother nature left in the year 3000 :( |
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| LYNDSAYwhaaat? |
| quote: | Originally posted by HotDogWater
there will be no mother nature left in the year 3000 :( |
Who cares! We'll all be dead anyways... :tongue2 |
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| MindShifter |
| stick with head 2 head imo |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Junior Chavez
Hi peoples, I've been writing jokes. Hope you like'em.
IN THE YEAR 3000....
* Larry King will turn 3000.
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I say this is the best one, his Larry King jokes are so goddamn funny. |
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| Junior Chavez |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
I say this is the best one, his Larry King jokes are so goddamn funny. |
lol, yes they are. And tonight is a week night... so that means more Conan! :D
"In today's new scientist have discovered artifacts that may support the bible to be true. Yes, the 2000 year old artifact was Lary King's bar mitzvah speech... Today I am a man in suspenders". - Conan. lol |
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| tjpatel |
| * Larry King will turn 3000. lol |
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