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| wozza |
a jade conversation lol:
Day 13, 12:50
IF the housemates ever get a task based on their knowledge of geography,
they would be advised to steer Jade well clear of answers. As Jade woke
Spencer this morning, her remarkable lack of geographic nous came to the
fore.
She may have already consumed a few small alcoholic beverages to toast her
21st birthday, but the following transcript is somewhat tough to
comprehend.
Starting by asking Spencer what he does for a living, this is bound to go
down as a Jade chat that will live with her forever:
Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of
gondolas, pushing it around?"
Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"
Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."
Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"
Spencer: "No!"
Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"
Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."
Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought
that was the main one in London."
Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."
Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham
weren't in London."
Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?"
Jade: "No..."
Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."
Jade: "But we've got a city in London."
Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of
it. Cambridge is a city."
Jade: "Of where? Kent?"
Spencer: (silence)
Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a
throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"
Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge,
the county Cambridgeshire."
Jade: "So not Kent then?"
Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."
Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East
Angular abroad?"
Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"
Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually
think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?
East Angular? That's abroad"
Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."
Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't
it?"
Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have
their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."
Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"
Spencer: "Germany... |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
her lack of knowledge scares me :nervous: :nervous:
stupid thick bitch |
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| djshorts |
lmfao !!!!!!
vote jade!!!!
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
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| flystyler |
I txt voted 3 times
put in "vote jade" and send to 83188, hehe
vote vote vote :) |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| this is gonna be great. Jade told big brother she is expecting some people to dislike her, some to like her, and some to love her. What she doesnt realise is she's probably gonna get somewhere in the region of 80% of the votes maybe, and when she gets out she will realise how many people hate her, and.... will most likely be booooed by the crowd. If i was there id throw tomatoes at her. |
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