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So my girlfriend is going to surprise me
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| Krypton |
| for my 22nd birthday which was last Monday. It's 8.55PM, and all I know is her message, "come to my house at 10.15PM." Any guesses on what that surprise is going to be? |
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| Ghost Raver |
| A glowstick up your ass |
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| Sushipunk |
She wants to give you your present
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| Dervish |
| Hmm maybe.... SURPRISE!!!! I FORGOT YOU'RE BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
She wants to give you your present
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So raped by a midget? .............. I can see a market. |
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| Krypton |
| 2 suggestions of rape. We'r moving pretty far along in COR standards.. |
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| Dervish |
After considering all options fully in a probability matrix indexed with a full suite of real world pertinent data.....
SURPRISE! We's gonna hav a brown bayyyyyyyyyyybe!
called Tyreek
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
After considering all options fully in a probability matrix indexed with a full suite of real world pertinent data.....
SURPRISE! We's gonna hav a brown bayyyyyyyyyyybe!
called Tyreek
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This would happen...
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| Dervish |
Congrats on the new kid!!!!!!! Maybe you should write a list?
Earl? |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
anal |
Three guesses with something to do with a butt hole. Excellent. |
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| jupiterone |
| well it better be anal, i'd be pissed if it wasn't |
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