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Girls/Boys Prayers.
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| DJ TranceFormer |
A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the you sent me instead.
Amen.
A BOYS PRAYER
Lord, I pray for a girl with nice , and
a nice ass.
Amen.
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| thewarpbrothers |
| amen i hear ya :toothless :toothless :toothless |
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| Sandman |
so true......
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| Uisgdlyast |
| what about legs? i could go for a girl with nice legs too |
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| Mail Man |
LOL! i like these jokes.
yeah i think we can also pray for nice legs |
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| S-Type |
| roflmao... so true |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ TranceFormer
Lord, I pray for a girl with nice , and
a nice ass.
Amen.
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cmon man that's so stereotypical! :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ TranceFormer
A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the you sent me instead.
Amen.
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hehehe :stongue: |
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| Julie_Spyder |
actualy the boys prayer should read
God give me a girl that i can
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