Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
愛omance 9.5 and
感ersonal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
意BA 5.0,
意FL 3.0 and
廉olf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
感lease note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
First, keep in mind,
媲oyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
廈usband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
弒f that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
感lease note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
嵩ooking 3.0 and
廈ot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
dj_alfi
this one time, i farted really loud in class and everybody thought it was the chick in front of me, and i laughed so much that i fell off the chair.
UmmiE
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Originally posted by dj_alfi
this one time, i farted really loud in class and everybody thought it was the chick in front of me, and i laughed so much that i fell off the chair.
If I were you I would hold my nose everytime I walk by her and piss her off that way:stongue:
nefardec
keep stupid chain emails in inbox please
iammesol
Awesome. :stongue:
nefardec
this is full of stupid sexist middle american cliche 2.1
the extent of the humor here is 'describe painfully typical middle american ideas of relationships and marriage and then add random numbers after the nouns'
UmmiE
quote:
Originally posted by nefardec
this is full of stupid sexist middle american cliche 2.1
the extent of the humor here is 'describe painfully typical middle american ideas of relationships and marriage and then add random numbers after the nouns'
Nigga Please take it easy its 3:04pm on monday.
elFreak
lame
r5a
i thought it was pretty funny.
MrJiveBoJingles
kr00t0n
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
what :wtf: the :wtf: ! :wtf:
dj_alfi
quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
what :wtf: the :wtf: ! :wtf:
