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tonydanza
One summer, in a misguided attempt to enlarge his shriveled member, an apprentice magician had spoken an invocation wrongly, and turned his dick into a 9 inch dolphin. He made do as best he could, and traveled swiftly to the red light district of the merfolk's underwater city.

Therein, he found a modest whorehouse, and for 7 sand dollars purchased an hour--anything goes--with Sylvia, the filthiest mermaid south of the equator. His flippered chirruped and squeaked with delight as it easily entered her fishy treasure cove, distended and loose as it was from years of loveless sailor poundings.

At the close of the hour he had came thrice; one time for each of her holes. Her toothless slutmouth swallowed three quarters of the dolphincock, but, although she was a professional, she gagged slightly when its blowhole blasted a stream of hot goo down her throat. The load hung suspended in her mouth, refusing to dissipate in the briny seawater. Sylvia gulped it down like a champ, and swam off to cry as the magician made his way landward, leaving the cash on her mother-of-pearl dresser.

The apprentice kept his aqua for a few more months, trying it out on a centaur maiden a few times. She had had a fetish for this sort of thing, and obsessed over the porpoise penis, but their relationship did not last.

With the changing of the leaves, the apprentice recanted the spell and returned to his life (and cock) as before. He resumed his studies with renewed ferver, but would never forget that one fateful summer, the summer of the dolphin dick.
pkcRAISTLIN
wtf?

i was expecting a point or a punchline.
deceptikon
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
wtf?

i was expecting a point or a punchline.


+1
gumble
dolphins arent porpoises. gosh! idiot!
Deeman
Yeah i saw this episode on Bold and the Beautiful, so touching!! :wtf:

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