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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Barf
Well, I don't come to the UK section here all that much because most of you seem to know each other pretty well and I don't attend the events you discuss. But anyway, here is something to help me get to know yous better.
Ok, you've been on a lads holiday in Magaluf or somewhere like that where everyone knows everyone else is there for a bit of fun. For the whole 2 weeks or whatever you have had NO luck with the ladys for various reasons, funny haircut, looking like a lobster, being to drunk. Whatever, but your cassanova mates are really taking the piss and your balls are getting like water melons. You don't entertain the thought of returning home without any action.
It is the last night out, you leave the next day. You head up to the bar to get the first round in a busy bar. You bump into a fat chick and she introduces herself.
In this situation I would......
You finnish the last sentence. I'll add mine later ;) |
I would shag her then deny all knowledge if it was brought in conversation in front of girls when we come back home |
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| Mallard |
In this situation I would...
First of all, see if any of my mates were watching. If not, get out of sight with said fat bird, give it some chat to get back to hers, and see if the old axiom that "fat women are more grateful" is true, to test what I can get away with, possibly featuring the phrase "just pretend it's shampoo".
Either that or offer to buy her a drink, and then ask the barman what flavour Slimfast is available. |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mallard
Either that or offer to buy her a drink, and then ask the barman what flavour Slimfast is available. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| trintiy |
I would ask her to dance, upon her answering yes, I would explain that she misunderstood, I said "You look fat in those pants, no do you want to dance".
Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone!
And most of you Brits are lying, I've been out with my mates on a guys holiday and you Fu*****s shag some right mingers, when your away from home. Must be the sun or something:stongue: |
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| Miss Proximus |
I think you guys are prety harsh (coming from me that sounds quite stupid eh :p)!
Anyway...would some1 define FAT? :)
Come to think of it......you guys are all so friggan skinny you'd make ANY gurl look fat :clown: |
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