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Well, I don't come to the UK section here all that much because most of you seem to know each other pretty well and I don't attend the events you discuss. But anyway, here is something to help me get to know yous better.
Ok, you've been on a lads holiday in Magaluf or somewhere like that where everyone knows everyone else is there for a bit of fun. For the whole 2 weeks or whatever you have had NO luck with the ladys for various reasons, funny haircut, looking like a lobster, being to drunk. Whatever, but your cassanova mates are really taking the piss and your balls are getting like water melons. You don't entertain the thought of returning home without any action.
It is the last night out, you leave the next day. You head up to the bar to get the first round in a busy bar. You bump into a fat chick and she introduces herself.
In this situation I would......
You finnish the last sentence. I'll add mine later ;) |
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