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| Mebot |
wow thanks for the reminds echo, i totally forgot I was going to write about it.
Nice stream of concsious writing..
Let's see i'll explain what happened in a nutshell. Basically on new years we were so wasted, my friends and I, and we were at our friends house.
Well we find out that one of my friends is hooking up in a bedroom upstairs. We go and knock on the door and we hear "go away!" so we knock louder and longer, but nothing happens.
This is an old house we were at, so it had a porch and the 2nd floor you can climb out the windows and run around on the roof part.. if this makes sense.
so we climb out of his roommates window and run around to the window they were having sex at. We slowly and quietyl open the window. We can hear sounds inside and its pitch black. We're not sure what to do, so my friend Jon climbs in first, then my friend Tang (he's Asian) then I climb in.
We're all drunk
And i didnt notice that Tang had a frozen turkey in his hands. So when i climb through I hear a loud WHUMP! then a wheeze and the girl kinda gasp. Im trying to adjust my eyes to the darkness when all of a sudden the lights come on.
Theres my friend and the chick butt naked on the floor, frozen turkey next to them and Jon and Tang at the door laughing and running out.
Turns out Tang tripped over them on the floor and dropped the turkey right on them. That was the WUMP sound, and the wheeze sound because it hit his stomach and he puked on the carpet!:p
So thats not the end because Im still in the room, lights are on and two naked people are lying on the floor. I have 2 options, go back the way I came, or step over the nude bodies and head for the door.
I opt to go back the way i came, and fast. In my haste of going out the windo (i'm laughing and spilling my beer everywhere) the window falls and cracks me on the head, but i was laughing to hard to care.
We run around to the other window climb back in and go back to the door and keep knocking. (he locked the door after jon and tang ran out),
later on we make fun of him some more. Plenty of "butsekx" jokes went around.
That's in a nutshell the funniest thing ever. We did some more stuff on NEw years, but i dont have much time to write all that down as well... my lunch is almost over and i have to get back to work. |
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| fuct4less |
PWN'D! :haha:
Rofflez, man, that's ing hilarious |
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| getfoul |
| ididnt know robots could climb:haha: |
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| Mebot |
| i'm posting and i'm in Ireland right now :) |
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
i'm posting and i'm in Ireland right now :) |
Awesome. |
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