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Subject Who do I have to suck off to stop spam?
Body: I feel bad because I didn't sign up for any gift cards from Macy's The reason I didn't sign is that I'm not sure what I would buy if they gave me $500 or even $1000. Maybe a new food processor or a three pack of tight leopard print underwear.
Target will apparently give me a gift card too but Target is too posh for me. I'm more of a Walmart man myself.
I didn't buy the witch doctor potion to make my 'wang' get bigger. Maybe I should cause then the more 'popular' girls would be interested in me. Are 'popular' girls slappers? Do the people who make the bigger 'prick' potion also make one to enhance my personality as I'm sure an old girlfriend (not 'popular') told me girls like a boy with a personality as well as a big penis? What is a 'pronostar' anyway?
I already have a ring tone on my phone. It goes 'beep'. I always answer it but maybe I'll answer it better if I get a new 'free' ring tone.
I didn't know myspace was top secret and you weren't meant to 'SPY' on people. Spying is bad, right? In the war they would have shot me for spying on your profile. Sorry.
Can everyone merge and offer me a $500 free ringtone that gives me a bigger wang? |
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