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| wolverine16 |
Forget the spread, care to wager on Sunday's game?
Bears win: I get the Roddy Piper Exclusive WWF figure
Colts win: You get whatever you want of equal value & a free meal @ the next GNMC. |
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| Ben Brown |
| quote: | Originally posted by wolverine16
Forget the spread, care to wager on Sunday's game?
Bears win: I get the Roddy Piper Exclusive WWF figure
Colts win: You get whatever you want of equal value & a free meal @ the next GNMC. |
**Let it be known that I am agreeing to this bet**
On that note, here's a long Colts/Bears joke.
A Packer fan, a Colts fan and a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to
successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping "
The Packer fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Packer fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Bears fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by
himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back. But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Bears fan out crying like a little girl.
The Colts fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Colts fan replies. "In
recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.
" Tie the Bears fan to my back." |
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| Blake_Jarrell |
| ben you own a WWF figureine that andy doesnt have? |
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| delobbo |
| hah i thinking was the same thing.... WTF????? |
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