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The closed thread trend.
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Life is like a closed thread: your are born & then lick my balls |
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| enferno |
| what about the plungers daddy? WHAT ABOUT THE PLUNGERS?!?! |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Life is like a closed thread: your are born & then lick my balls |
Tee-hee? |
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| Akridrot |
OH , I ALMOST FORGOT:
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To NORA
Dublin 2 December 1909
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My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red ****. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.
You are mine, darling, mine! I love you. All I have written above is only a moment or two of brutal madness. The last drop of seed has hardly been squirted up your **** before it is over and my true love for you, the love of my verses, the love of my eyes for your strange luring eyes, comes blowing over my soul like a wind of spices. My prick is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart.
Nora, my faithful darling, my seet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little frigging mistress! My little ing whore!) you are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower.
JIM |
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| Akridrot |
Also,
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My life is not long, we know this is true
So why not allow your snatch to screwed
Why not allow your twat to get ed
By a schlong in my slacks that loves to shoot muck
Maybe you like your to get porked
Your ass to get humped, or your mouth to get corked
My doesn't care which desire you choose
He don't give a , he has nothing to lose
Any one of these holes you may select
Will suit him just fine, do you take cash or check?
I've got either one, so please tell me the fee
Because I'm sick of my prick just producing pee pee
I want to stand up as hard as a stone
So both of my balls can butter your scone
Because I truly believe deep down in my heart
That when my pork starts to you, your will fart
When my dong starts to duke you, your doog'n will sing
Every song ever written by sting
After my schlong feels yoru snatch full of sap
We'll on that tiny crack that makes crap
We'll screw hump that sap that squeezes out
While my booger flicking fingers, fiddle your clit
Then I'll dong duke your mouth while watching dirty dyke porn
Because your mouth ain't worth unless it's blowing my horn
Your **** ain't worth , unless it's taking my dong
And your ass ain't worth jack, unless it's plugged with my schlong
And here's another fact of this life you must learn:
If you've got a hot , I've got meat to burn
Because you make my balls horny babe, you know I can't lie
I wanna shoot a scoop or two of schlong sherbert on your pie
I want to take a bite of bush and get a trap full of hair
Or you can down my schlong crack, I don't even care
You can fart in my face or light your ass on my prick
Blow your boogie on my balls or just rent us a flick
Comedy, Drama, I don't give a
As long as my old senior sausage gets sucked
Action, Sci-fi, who gives a ?
As long you let me blow a load on your clit
As long as you let me shoot a wad on your jugs
Pour some coffee in your little **** mug
I'll pour some schlong soda in your little snatch glass
While I cornhole your hiney and potato your ass
I'll count every crevice on your cutey pie ****
While attempting an evil knievel bike stunt
Then I'll toast breakfast tarts that I'll top of with grits
Then I'll break out the sewing machine and make knits
Then I'll kick of my shoes and put both of my feet
Inside your twat, while I wack off my meat
Then you'll kneel down and beg me to beat off my balls
While we shop for sheepskin seat covers inside the mall
'Cause there ain't nothing finer in this picture perfect life
Then to hand bang your bone in the food court of strife
I wish we could in a popcorn machine
They wouldn't have to add butter if you know what I mean
All they'd have to do is add a tad bit of salt
Then we'll watch CourtTV and judge for ourself who's at fault
So I don't need no law whore to tell me what's wrong
I've two good eyes, actually three if you count my old dong
Now here's something I've never told any other
Not only do I choke my chicken, but I strangle my duck
I poo on my peter so the hole will explode
Then I'll flush five falaffels down the commode
I'll suck on your clit 'till my hocks up spit
I'll teach you tie your shoes with your
Wait just a minute, that reminds me, my love
Have you ever pulled turds out by hand without gloves
I have, it sure makes your fingers ing stink
But anyway I'm so glad that I am your shrink |
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| enferno |
wtf are you on about?
you just killed a potentially awesome thread.
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
wtf are you on about?
you just killed a potentially awesome thread.
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I know, I know, but it was the only thread I felt I could post those in. |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
I know, but it was the only thread I felt I could post those in. |
IT'S CALLED MAKING A NEW THREAD THEN
you lose! |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
IT'S CALLED MAKING A NEW THREAD THEN
you lose! |
I HATE making too many threads in a short period of time. I like to wait a few days or even weeks before I make new threads. Twice in a day is a litle too much for my blood!
So I win.
P.S: You post fast. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
Questioning Tee-hee |
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& I ask you Tee-hee? |
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Be you Tee-hee? |
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Tee-hee and life? |
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Tee-hee? is that you |
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will I kill Tee-hee? Or will Tee-hee kill me? |
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see you in the Tee-hee? |
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how many Tee-hees? |
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you Tee-hee? |
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Tee-hee? Tee-hee? Tee-hee? Tee-hee? Tee-hee? Tee-hee? |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xeno
Tee-hee... lick my balls! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
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OMG I GOT THAT SAME EMAIL!!!!!!! |
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| enferno |
grandma said i'm not allowed to teehee while i lick my balls
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