| Renzo |
Now that Lis is the mod, these new rules will take effect immediately:
1. Every single post will have to include a story about the person posting from when he or she was four years old. If the story happens to include beer AND the person's father, then the thread is deemed an instant classic and Lis will consider you a hero in life.
2) If you post while being drunk, you MUST repeat the same story twenty-seven times in your post, or you will be banned. Forever. No exceptions.
3) Spacemasters or no one else can EVER say that Oscar G is a good DJ. If he or anyone else mentions that he is, that person will be suspended indefinitely from TA OR he/she will be forced to smell Nfekted's underwear - whichever Lis deems to be a worse punishment.
4) Disrespect against religion will not be tolerated. Lis has made it very clear that the only three beings that one is allowed to pray to are God, Jesus, and Sander Van Doorn. So be very careful with what you say and whom you pray to.
5) If you are out partying, make sure to place your hands up in the air at all times for no apparent reason. If a pic is taken of you and you do not have your hands up in the air, this will be taken as a sign of disrespect to Lis. Additionally, you MUST be doing something else while you dance, such as:
~ "driving a car"
~ "getting water from the well"
~ "frantically screaming in people's ears telling them you miss Melissa, even though she just went to the bathroom for one second"
Basically, anything to show you are a multi-task dancer.
These are the new rules. Don't up. |
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