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| delobbo |
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock a couple of years ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer just one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan. |
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| Sugarbean |
lol!!
yea and if you drink sapporo you would make twice as much.. huge steel cans lol |
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| delobbo |
what a fitting piece of news, on the day-eve of one of the most massive shows of the year. I think I will be "applying" this on Friday, lol.
click for full article.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006091...lehealthalcohol
| quote: | Alcohol use helps boost income: study
Thu Sep 14, 6:44 AM ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) - People who consume alcohol earn significantly more at their jobs than non-drinkers, according to a US study that highlighted "social capital" gained from drinking.
The study published in the Journal of Labor Research Thursday concluded that drinkers earn 10 to 14 percent more than teetotalers, and that men who drink socially bring home an additional seven percent in pay.
"Social drinking builds social capital," said Edward Stringham, an economics professor at San Jose State University and co-author of the study with fellow researcher Bethany Peters.
"Social drinkers are out networking, building relationships, and adding contacts to their BlackBerries that result in bigger paychecks." |
so DRINK UP PPL!!!!! I know I dont have to tell you that. |
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| UWM |
| In the event that this is true I should have more money than Bill Gates. |
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