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| Xylence |
Okay... okay, here it is... erhum:
A young girl walks into a church and enters the confession booth.
Girl: Father, I have sinned
Preist: Tell me then.
Girl: Well... I've called a man a son of a bitch.
Preist: But, why would you call a man a son of a bitch?
Girl: Well... he put his arm on my shoulder.
Preist: Like this? (Preist puts arm on girls shoulder)
Girl: Yes, yes. Just like that
Priest: That's not reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl: But then he stripped me of my clothing.
Preist: Like this? (strips girl of her clothing)
Girl: Yes just like that!!!
Preist: That's still no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl: But then he raped me!!
Preist: Like this? (peirces his genitals into the girls vagina and has sexual intercourse with her)
Girl: Yes, yes, just like that!!
Preist: Still, that's no reason to call a man of a son of a bitch.
Girl: But he had genital herpes!
Preist: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Timski |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: Son of a bitch that was wrong :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| actually that was pretty funny. good one! |
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| ShioN |
| lol good joke, but u kno some of the priest are spelled wrong. *preist*? |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
older than god. |
Woah. That's old. |
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| Xylence |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShioN
lol good joke, but u kno some of the priest are spelled wrong. *preist*? |
I'm not writing a resume!! |
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| josh4 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xylence
Okay... okay, here it is... erhum:
A young boy walks into a church and enters the confession booth.
Boy: Father, I have sinned
Priest: Tell me then.
Boy: Well... I've called a man a son of a bitch.
Priest: But, why would you call a man a son of a bitch?
Boy: Well... he put his arm on my shoulder.
Priest: Like this? (Priest puts arm on boys shoulder)
Boy: Yes, yes. Just like that
Priest: That's not reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Boy: But then he stripped me of my clothing.
Priest: Like this? (strips boy of his clothing)
Boy: Yes just like that!!!
Priest: That's still no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Boy: But then he raped me!!
Priest: Like this? (peirces his genitals into the boy's ass and has sexual intercourse with him)
Boy: Yes, yes, just like that!!
Priest: Still, that's no reason to call a man of a son of a bitch.
Boy: But he had genital herpes!
Priest: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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