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wolverine16
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Originally posted by Aquadyne
I had an ace up my sleeve that I never got to play. I immigrated here on a USSR passport and my green card says "Country of Origin: USSR"

They'd need a time machine and Matlock to solve that Catch-22.


Congratulations, though shouldn't you be okay for good then? Unless they are figuring a time machine will be created by 2015, it will be just as difficult to send you to the USSR...Then again it wont matter too much either way, because if they sent you back to 1985 you could make a lot of money betting on the Bears winning the Super Bowl and then marry any super "80's hot" American girl you want for citizenship. Hairspray FTW!
Aquadyne
I'm afraid that by 2015 they might be so fed up with my that they just might take me out back and shoot my ass.
Aristronica
My passport is so gangster - Place Of Birth MOCKBA, USSR

totally don't understand why they spelled Moscow in russian and couldn't type out CCCP... bitch idiots @ consulate in NYC!!!
wolverine16
quote:
Originally posted by Aquadyne
I'm afraid that by 2015 they might be so fed up with my that they just might take me out back and shoot my ass.


This is why you have your excellent attorney :) You have to stay alive until the retirement show @ WMC 2054!
djarecebo
I forgot what game you were playing, but I guess you win!

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