|
Summoning a clown as a juror
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Cribby |
Bah...so I have to attend jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 am :( I find it disturbing that I was randomly chosen...pfffffft you don't ask clowns to serve for the country...at least not that way of serving :thepirate
Anyone been called before? I hope it's no more than a day...I can't entertain myself for too long in a civil building lol |
|
|
| TO guy |
| lol, don't worry about going more than a day. Most trials last from 1-3 hours. You may not even be chosen. Still gonna be a right off day, that's ty luck. |
|
|
| iLiptikalOrbitZ |
make me a bike clown!
 |
|
|
| El Kay Dee |
| Jester for Juror....whats this country becoming...:nervous: |
|
|
| Surreal JRS |
Hey, if Johnnie Cochran is the defense attorney for this trial then maybe you will have the pleasure of witnessing the Chewbacca Defense! :haha:

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense |
|
|
| Endlesswave |
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lol!:D |
|
|
| Truepioneer |
| When I was called for jury duty I thought it was gonna be catered:D but then I realised you had to pay for the food they wheeled in on those carts:( |
|
|
| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Truepioneer
When I was called for jury duty I thought it was gonna be catered:D but then I realised you had to pay for the food they wheeled in on those carts:( |
wtf....
any way they can make some money... "u are providing a service to ur country so u should be thanking us....but for $7, u get this lovely deli sandwich" |
|
|
| Stingray |
| quote: | Originally posted by Surreal JRS
Hey, if Johnnie Cochran is the defense attorney for this trial then maybe you will have the pleasure of witnessing the Chewbacca Defense! :haha:

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense |
Wookies don't come from Endor. Nor do they come from the moon of Endor where the Ewoks live.
Wookies come from Kashyyyk. |
|
|
| Spyder |
i've only been called in as a witness..
so keep us upto date with how it looks like in the real CDN courts |
|
|
| tatgirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cribby
Bah...so I have to attend jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 am :( I find it disturbing that I was randomly chosen...pfffffft you don't ask clowns to serve for the country...at least not that way of serving :thepirate |
No matter what, just say I'm not guilty. NOT GUILTY! |
|
|
| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stingray
Wookies don't come from Endor. Nor do they come from the moon of Endor where the Ewoks live.
Wookies come from Kashyyyk. |
Thanks for coming out of the "star wars nerd" closet. |
|
|
|
|