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Summoning a clown as a juror
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Cribby
Bah...so I have to attend jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 am :( I find it disturbing that I was randomly chosen...pfffffft you don't ask clowns to serve for the country...at least not that way of serving :thepirate

Anyone been called before? I hope it's no more than a day...I can't entertain myself for too long in a civil building lol
TO guy
lol, don't worry about going more than a day. Most trials last from 1-3 hours. You may not even be chosen. Still gonna be a right off day, that's ty luck.
iLiptikalOrbitZ
make me a bike clown!
El Kay Dee
Jester for Juror....whats this country becoming...:nervous:
Surreal JRS
Hey, if Johnnie Cochran is the defense attorney for this trial then maybe you will have the pleasure of witnessing the Chewbacca Defense! :haha:



If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense
Endlesswave
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lol!:D
Truepioneer
When I was called for jury duty I thought it was gonna be catered:D but then I realised you had to pay for the food they wheeled in on those carts:(
El Kay Dee
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Originally posted by Truepioneer
When I was called for jury duty I thought it was gonna be catered:D but then I realised you had to pay for the food they wheeled in on those carts:(


wtf....

any way they can make some money... "u are providing a service to ur country so u should be thanking us....but for $7, u get this lovely deli sandwich"
Stingray
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Originally posted by Surreal JRS
Hey, if Johnnie Cochran is the defense attorney for this trial then maybe you will have the pleasure of witnessing the Chewbacca Defense! :haha:



If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense




Wookies don't come from Endor. Nor do they come from the moon of Endor where the Ewoks live.


Wookies come from Kashyyyk.
Spyder
i've only been called in as a witness..

so keep us upto date with how it looks like in the real CDN courts

tatgirl
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Originally posted by Cribby
Bah...so I have to attend jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 am :( I find it disturbing that I was randomly chosen...pfffffft you don't ask clowns to serve for the country...at least not that way of serving :thepirate


No matter what, just say I'm not guilty. NOT GUILTY!
Cosmic Fur
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Originally posted by Stingray
Wookies don't come from Endor. Nor do they come from the moon of Endor where the Ewoks live.


Wookies come from Kashyyyk.


Thanks for coming out of the "star wars nerd" closet.
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