I ended up leaving at like 1:15 to save any chance I had at making it to my morning classes (which I did, yay me). Not 10 minutes after I left I got a text message from dan saying something like "omg Marky just did the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. hes so amazing. i <3 boys."
speaking of which, you still have to explain what the crap he did...