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What is your best calling in sick excuse?
 
Kitikat
I perfer to go with food poisoning. Can be sick one day and perfectly fine the next day when you go back.
suRche
well i used to work for a casino and we had machines that we'd dump buckets of coin into that would count them.....well i called in sick early one morning still a bit tipsy sayin

"Hi its ryan..i can't come i today i think i might've inhaled coin dust....my throat is really dry and i've been hoarking out silver dust with my phlemg"

haha i got questioned major from my manager and supervisors...after about a month they juss made fun of me
ChadVanDyk
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Originally posted by suRche
well i used to work for a casino and we had machines that we'd dump buckets of coin into that would count them.....well i called in sick early one morning still a bit tipsy sayin

"i've been hoarking out silver dust with my phlemg"


Haha..too funny. They probably questioned you as Canadian coins haven't been made of silver since 1968.

I'm gonna use that one next time I'm out to a hip hop party. "Yeah, I can't come in, I have platinum dust poisioning from all the bling at the club last night"
suRche
hahaha it wasnt really SILVER it was more silvery blackish...u should see the machines after u run thousands of dollars in coins....its nasty
AquaYak
you gotta comit to the lie, and it has to be horrible... somethign so terrible that they dont question you because why would anyone lie about that. Maybe say your house got hate crimed, or your neighbors were robbed at gun point, or Your brother's pancreas shut down and youtook him to the hospital. Commit to the lie.

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