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So, who is a trashbag?
Loveem or hate em the trashbag is a character that is totally unique to the night club scene. Some how these peoPLe seem to be permanantly munted, while still maintaining the certain jene se qua. Some famous trashbags of note include Millsy (from Oz Idol), Paris Hilton, Gary Ablett and of course Australias king of trash-Molly Meldrum.
Being a reformed trashbag myself, i feel i have some authority on this matter,i will now proceed to give you the ten keys to being a good'n'proper trashbag. (and why it'll probably kill you).
Jules does not condone drug use, in fact it is bad mmmkay. but its funny okay?
1. A trashbag must have an extensive, highly fashionable wardrobe, but still look like they have been in the same clothes for aweek.
2.Recoveries are where the party begins, not ends. And no, sorry, hard trance recoveries are not a part of the trashbag lifestyle, it must be deephouse.
3. Ice works better when heated - not frozen.
4.Ten pin bowling is sport of kings to the trashbags. Go bowling on a sunday afternoon, its a trashbags paradise, i promise. (and it gets those muscles warmed up for qbar)
5. Having a partner whilst being a trashbag is an optional extra, it helps if they are trash bags themselves. Although a 3 day limit apPLies to any relationship.
6. The 24 hour bulk billing clinic is your second home.
7.You must constantly and ALWAYS have scabs inside your nostrils. Itwil hurt to move any part of your face due to these little blighters. Blow your nose for little works of art.
8. Trashbags are always looked after.
9.A trashbag has a career that is slightly high profile, yet totally worthless to anyone but themselves - trashbags are totally selfish creatures by nature.
10. You cannot survive as a trashbag for more than a maximum of 2 years, then you become old, ugly, homeless or dead. (or a DJ)
I hope this enlightens you on the ways of the trashbag.
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