| Dupz |
wow.. i thought spam was only reserved for the COR
lol, i'd like to see people's responses if this guy turns out to be some rightwing gun-nut redneck :)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinky_Friedman
| quote: | On his campaign for Governor of the state of Texas:
* When I’m governor ... I’ll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
* The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
* It's not the career politicians that I care about. I want to get them out just like Arnold did in California, and, after that, we'll get the Californians out of Texas.
* We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
* My platform is to remember that when they went out searching for Sam Houston to try to persuade him to be the governor—and he was the greatest governor this state has ever had—rumor has it that they found him drunk sleeping under a bridge with the Indians.
On Democracy:
* I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. That's what the guys at the Alamo died for, is to give us a choice besides plastic or paper.
On the issue of same-sex marriage:
* I support gay marriage because I believe they have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.
On Religion:
* Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
On Jesus:
* Neither of us ever actually held a job in our lives.
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anyone that goes by the first name "Kinky" would have my vote :D |
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