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| willson |
Many years ago a troll roamed inside a beautiful kingdom.
The king was not happy and wanted the troll to leave. He was so desperate that he offered his beautiful daughter's hand in marriage as a reward for anybody who could rid this land of the evil troll.
The day after the king told the kingdom of this reward a knight in black armour approached the castle walls. When he arrived the guard at the drawbridge asked,
"who are you?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the guard at the drawbridge let him pass. Then he reached the castle gates and a guard asked,
"who are you?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the guard let him pass. The knight then went up the stone stairs to the King's room. When the knight entered the King asked,
"who are you?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the king said,
"I see. I take it that you here about the troll. Well befor you do that I have two challenges for you to prove that you are strong enough to fight the troll. First I would like you to get ice from the desert."
So the knight set off end eventually met an eskimo in the desert and asked him for ice. The eskmo replied,
"Sure, but first tell me who you are"
To which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the eskimo gave him the ice. The knight returned to the castle. As he approached the castle walls the guard at the drawbridge asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the guard at the drawbridge let him pass.Then he reached the castle gates and a guard asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the guard let him pass.The knight then went up the stone stairs to the King's room. When the knight entered the King asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the king said,
"Ahh yes. I see you have completed the first task. Now, for your second task, you must get fire from the North Pole."
So the knight set off and eventually reached the North Pole and met a red indian and asked him for fire. The indian replied,
"Sure, but first tell me who you are"
So the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
The knight got the fire and returned to the castle.As he approached the castle walls the guard at the drawbridge asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the guard at the drawbridge let him pass.Then he reached the castle gates and a guard asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the guard let him pass.The knight then went up the stone stairs to the King's room. When the knight entered the King asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the king said,
"O.K. Now it is time for you to battle the troll. You must bring me back a body part as proof."
So the knight set off to fight the troll.The fight lasted for days on end and just as the knight was going to kill the troll, the troll stopped and asked,
"I,m sorry, but could you tell me who you are?"
to which the knight replied
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
And then the knight killed the troll and cut its ear as proof. He then left to return to the castle.
As he approached the castle walls the guard at the drawbridge asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the guard at the drawbridge let him pass.Then he reached the castle gates and a guard asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the guard let him pass.The knight then went up the stone stairs to the King's room. When the knight entered the King asked,
"I'm sorry but who are you again?"
to which the knight replied,
"I am the old,black knight on my old,black horse"
and the king said,
"Oh yes. Right I suppose you can marry my daughter then"
The wedding took place a few days later and at the end of the ceremony the priest asked for the exchanging of the gifts. The knight reached into his pocket and pulled out the ear as his gift for the princess and handed it over and the princess said,
"What's this ear?"
('ERE) (get it?!?!)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
it's funny coz its a waste of time..
oh wait, no its not. |
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| isoterra |
you've just:
a) told by far the worst joke ever created
b) wasted 3 minutes of my life
c) killed the thread
kudos :p |
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| MessiahProject |
Two birds on a perch,
One says....
"can you smell fish?"
2 fish in a tank,
one says....
"do you know how to steer this thing?"
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot. |
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| Chang monkey |
| A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He looks at the end of the bar and see's a large glass bowl full of fifty dollar bills. The bartender comes up and asks the guy what does he want. The guy ask the bartender what's the glass bowl for. The bartender replies "what we do here is ou put in fifty dollars in the bowl and if you can do three thing's you win the whole pot". The guy look's at the bartender and asks "can you tell what the three things are". The bartender say's "first you have to drink a fifth of tequilla without stopping" to which the guy say's no problem". The bartender then say's "the second thing is that we have a pitt bull out back and he has had this bad tooth for about a year and we have not been able to get near him to get it out". The guy looks at the bartender with some worry and say's "no problem" what's the third thing. The bartender replies "well grandma live out back in a trailor house and has not had aan orgasim in about twenty years. The gut replies "no problem" and reaches in his back pocket and takes out a fifty dollar bill and puts it in the bowl. The bartender places a fifth of tequila in front of the man, the man picks it up and drinks it all without stopping. The guy feels warm and tingly, he looks up at the bartender and ask's the bartender where is that pit bull. The bartender say's "go out the back door and he is tied up on a chain in the back". The guy stands up goes outside and a few seconds later you here the dog barking and growing the guy starts screaming his head off. About five minutes later the guy comes back in with his clothes all torn, blood caked all over his clothes and look's at the bartender and say's "Ok where's that grandma with the bad tooth". |
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| Spad |
What do you call 3 ipods?
A tripod. |
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