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Project 7
quote:
Originally posted by basd
Didn't see Match of the Day last Saturday? Thought all Brits watched that religiously, like all Dutchies wear clogs and stuff :p


rofl
_Ocean_Drive_
A thousand chavs fighting on top of a cliff. They all fall off.

Who wins?



Society.
shades_of_gray
quote:
Originally posted by _Ocean_Drive_
A thousand chavs fighting on top of a cliff. They all fall off.

Who wins?



Society.



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shades_of_gray
its lunchtime at school and 2 children are playing in the sandpit (sally and johnny), and raj the pakistani, is the one left out playing in the playground on his own, they are only 6 years old

the children get called in, and the teacher goes up to sally and says "what u do at lunchtime?" sally replied "i was playing in the sandpit with johnny" oh good said the teacher, "if u can spell sand on the blackboard, ill give u a biscuit"
so sally spells it, and the teacher gives her a biscuit

johnny enters, and the teacher goes up to johnny and says "what did u do at lunchtime johnny?" johnny replied "i was playing in the sandpit with sally" oh good says the teacher "if u can spell sand on the blackboard, ill give u a biscuit" so johnny goes up to the blackboard and spells it, so the teacher gives him a biscuit.

Raj the pakistani, comes in, and the teacher says "hello raj, what did u do at lunchtime???" raj replys "well sally and johnny wouldnt let me play in the sandpit, so i was in the playground on my own"
oh replys the teacher, "thats racial discrimination!"
"if u call spell racial discrimination on the blackboard ill give u a biscuit"
Chris Larkin
Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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