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| Xyzpdq0121 |
Ok so I think I have the most RANDOM run in of all time here....
I am outside mowing the grass at my house. Almost done when a silver Volvo pulls into my LONG drive way... I am thinking to myself, "Who the hell is this?!?" I look in the window and there is a uniformed Gwinnett county sheriffs deputy. I am like holy !!! Thinking in the back of my mind of the OZ of green I have sitting on my kitchen counter along side of some skittles and blow dust. "Hello, can I help you?!?" I meekly blurt out! "Ya, I understood that you might have a room for rent?" "Uhhhh, Ya I did at one time but I have someone living with me at the current moment." "When is the current person you have moving out and do you mind if I came in and take a look at the place to see if I would be interested in renting the room?" At this point, I start sweating from pores that I never knew I had! "Well my current roommate just got home from a long night at work and I rather let her have her privacy, I am sure you understand! She is planning on staying with me for a while as far as I know so I doubt I will have anything open up in the near future!" "Oh well, I really need a place to stay, I used to live in this subdivision before I got a divorce so I love this subdivision and your house looks like 3-4 bedrooms would you be willing to rent one of them to me?" He says as he still persists. "Well those rooms are filled with things and I rather only have one roommate. I wish there was something that I could do for you." I am thinking to myself, plus I do not think that you would like the Meth lab I have set up in the shed in the back! :haha: So after about a 10 min long conversation, he leaves. You can only be so polite without saying, "Dude, I have enough party favors to kill a large horse as the center piece of my dining room table, I do not think we would be a good match to live together!!" So that is my random cop run-in for the day!! Talk to ya'll later, I am off to go flush all my down the toilet before he comes back with a search warrant!
P.S. If anyone needs a room in my house, I have the extra space and need a roommate! :happy2: |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xyzpdq0121
You can only be so polite without saying, "Dude, I have enough party favors to kill a large horse as the center piece of my dining room table, I do not think we would be a good match to live together!!" |
LMFAO :haha:
I mean sure, it wsn't funny at the time, but wow
Dude, you have the worst luck with cops. :( |
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| KristineClub |
I had an incident two nights ago with a cop. Me and my buddy were on our way to the Awful Waffle (I'm driving) and I see a cop in front of me a ways up the road. As I get closer, I can see that there is a car in front of him and the cop is right on his ass! The guy doesn't seem to be speeding or doing anything wrong but the cop is tailgating like crazy, you know how they do. I get pissed and speed up and get on the cop's ass (I know it's pretty stupid but I didn't care if I got a ticket, it would be worth it to tell a cop off for being such a hypocrite). So after a few hundred feet, the cop jerks over into the turning lane and gets behind me and starts to tailgate me.
So he pulls me over (note: I wasn't wearing my seatbelt) and my friend, who is drunk, is just laughing at me. The cop comes over and asks me if I know why he pulled me over. I looked at him and I said no. He laughed like he didn't believe me and asked me if I knew what following too closely meant. I said, "yes, it's about what you were doing to the car in front of you." He then said, "Is that why you were following me so close?" I lied and said no.
Anyway, he goes on about how I had no way to tell how close he was to the car in front of him and I had no right to judge a police officer's actions and I'm just shooting right back at him, giving him no respect whatsoever. Usually I'm extremely polite to cops like I am with most everybody else but there was no reason to be polite to this hypocrite jerk.
After we exchange words, he shines his bright-ass flashlite in my face and I'm thinking that he thinks I'm drunk or high or something but I wasn't so I give him a look as if to say, "you gettin' a good look, jackass?" but then his tone of voice changes and he very calmly says, "you've got a bug or something crawling on your neck". I start feeling around but I don't find anything and the cop says, "I think they're ants, you've got a ton of them on your shirt." I said, "are they big?" He said, "no they're the little red ones". So I took my shirt off and continued to talk to the pig.
He takes my license back to his car and when he comes back he only gives me a warning! I couldn't believe it! I mean, I was as rude as I could be without becoming belligerent. I think it was the ants that saved me, they took the attention away from the situation for just a moment and changed the mindset. Or maybe the cop just realized that I was right and if he gave me a ticket, I would just show up in court and call his ass out. I don't know but I am a hero to all of my friends now. |
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| Mr. Pink |
ok wtf.
ants on your face??!?!?!?
next time i get pulled over for driving ty, i know exactly what im going to do........
...ever seen tommy-boy?
they run out screaming "BEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!"
lmao! :haha:
ill have a jar of insects and jet out the door with them all over me. :wtf: :haha: |
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| Clovis86 |
| mmmm partay favors... |
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