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Some useful legal stuff you might want to know if you live around here:
In the State of Georgia donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
In Georgia no one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
In Atlanta, GA it is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
In Cobb County every head of household must own a firearm.
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus in Marietta, citizens may spit from a truck.
All citizens of Acworth, GA must own a rake.
In Columbus, GA it is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
One may not place a dead bird on a neighbor's lawn in Conyers, GA.
In Dublin, GA it is illegal to play catch in any city street.
Chicken must be eaten with the hands in Gainesville, GA.
In Jonesboro, GA it is illegal to say "Oh, Boy."
In Quitman, GA it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
In Roswell, GA the flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured. |
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