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| Kia Kaha |
yeah another year when I was at university I spent one xmas day with bandages all over my face ... I got totally pissed at work on xmas eve, ran across the car park in the pissing rain to get some more beers off the back seat of my car, got the key stuck in the lock, tried to open the door of the car too fast, slammed it into my own face and broke my nose :(
Have you seen this year's famous grouse whisky ad on tv, with the grouse photocopying its arse? hehehe, dunno why but that really appeals to my sense of humour ... |
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| Volksjoolz |
well wot about mel blat from all saints on the virgin ad!..she's got a fine rump her!.and wot an advert!
won tickets to see the allsaints summer 2000 and she was blowin me kisses, wigglin her booty, and generally wavin at me!..no really!!
so i've developed a particualr soft spot for her..
well i got sacked in yates wine lodge on nye over the millenium for shaggin one of my barmaids in the disabled toilets!..thats quite embarresin..but not painful! :p..esp not-broken nose painful anyway! :p :p
does knockin over the chrissy tree wen young count?..or havin to eat brussel sprouts? |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
HAHAHA I got an electric shock when I was 4 years old one x-mas, I started ing around with the lights on the x-mas tree and kept on switching the mains on and off, after about 40 switches the plug let out a shock and a fun size me ends up flying across the room hahaha.
HAHAHA and x-mas parties the greatest way to catch people at work off guard, the last one I went too, one of the managers who was like 45 was pilling his off haha, and also on a walk to toliets I caught the new married clerk at it with the work place slapper up against a wall, hahaha I was like 'ohps haha wrong room' and sat their smirking and laughing the rest of evening knowing the fact if ever I'm skint I can make a packet out of the both them.
But still what made it even better was my supervisor then this short ass so and so who thought on an average night in town he slept with about 20 of the fittest women, cained down 20 pints and 5 bottles of vodka, then took 8 pills in a nightclub along with 4 grams of cocaine and everything else you can chuck oh yeah and I can't forget this usually at the end of the night he beat up 10 blokes and then took on the 10 bouncers to round the night off yes I really believed that plus he liked cheesy music and UK garage, anyway we decided to tell him to prove to us he was so great and tough when out, so one girl I worked with gave him a pill haha he took and he seemed ok once we got into a nightclub then he was ed we all were but not as bad as him, he ended up walking around some corner and collapsing on the nightclub floor hahaha whilst I just leant up against a wall listening to John '00' Fleming spin hahaha, watching him get chucked out was the best and at work after the new year when we saw him him he said he lumped a bouncer on the way out what bull, anyway the rest of the evening was great, and we ended up on words of a manager 3 of us popped into casulty to go and see our wanker boss actually I waited outside with a coffee smoking got a cab home got locked out for the whole evening in a short sleeved shirt believe me I thought I was going to die.
What was even better was the cocky bastard at work getting the piss taken out of him, 8 pills don't lie that was your first one and you couldn't handle it.
Anyway better stop this post cos its the ing oracle of time again lol |
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