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| Antistatic |
Taken from http://www.barditch.com/
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you tend to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are stupid.
PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a coward. Pisces people screw animals.
ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick. Aries folks are most likely to cause stupid car accidents and work for the IRS.
TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual, however you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest and frequenting hookers.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off and that is why you are on welfare and will never be worth a . Cancer people make excellent government workers.
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 20) You consider yourself a born leader while others think you are a . Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are always thieves and bastards. Saddaam Hussein is a Leo.
VIRGO (Aug. 21 - Sep. 20) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You can save the money for a flashy car, but still can't get laid. You are cold and unemotional always fall asleep during sex. Virgos make excellent bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (Sep. 21 - Oct. 20) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely queer. You can't hold a job and up every relationship. Libra women make excellent whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (Oct. 21 - Nov. 21) You are a shrewd business type and cannot be trusted. You always achieve the pinnacle of success by ing your friends and business associates. You are a cold-hearted and ruthless son-of-a-bitch. Scorpio men have tiny pricks. They are always car salesmen or lawyers, and usually end up murdered.
SAGITARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most Sagitarius people are drunkards and dope fiends. People laugh at you and you are always getting ed.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns lay around all day eating Doritos while watching talk shows and soap operas.
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| tachyon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Antistatic
SCORPIO (Oct. 21 - Nov. 21) You are a cold-hearted and ruthless son-of-a-bitch.
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LOL! :toothless
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Antistatic
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns lay around all day eating Doritos while watching talk shows and soap operas. |
not true! i don't have a tv in my room.
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Susan Miller's Astrology Zone is pretty cool. |
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| vitamin v |
| quote: | Originally posted by Antistatic
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Everyone thinks you are stupid.
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WOO! I LIKE IT!! :) |
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| Antistatic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Antistatic
CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off and that is why you are on welfare and will never be worth a . Cancer people make excellent government workers. |
I'm gonna go cry now..:nervous:
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| DaveBegic |
haha... its so true.. i mean
can we PLEASE pump up and get ready for an awesome night.
pm me for guestlist action
| quote: | Originally posted by Antistatic
TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.
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| LEO (July 23 - Aug. 20) You consider yourself a born leader while others think you are a . Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are always thieves and bastards. Saddaam Hussein is a Leo. |
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| batemanscott |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveBegic
haha... its so true.. i mean
can we PLEASE pump up and get ready for an awesome night.
pm me for guestlist action |
Dave, i promise i will never ever get tired of seeing you write that! :stongue: |
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