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| töbias |
If my writing becomes a little messy its because I am crying.
You see I went to buy a BDO ticket, but no, I'm getting one for Christmas, so I'm rather excited at that prospect and along with a baited expectation of heat stroke, making fun in people wearing black t-shirts with randomly placed facial hair and getting to enjoy a favorite custom of mine in people watching, which all the more fun with the freaks at the lilly pad.
So the tickets get bought with a work credit card I'm told, and sent to the work address, but when you lose you job in this small window of time you leave yourself right open for someone to go to the post office and steal the tickets whilst signing their name with a star.
So here I am with the event being sold out considering whether to don a balaclava and storm one of the gates after drinking 25 red bulls and taking a dose of EPO, scaling one of the fences and trying to avoid razor wire cuts or leg breakage or getting a shovel and digging a 25 metre underground trench. |
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| trevgeeza |
| sucks to be you |
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| -=M=- |
Easy solution to your problem, i'll put it in a few easy-to-follow steps
1: obtain crowbar/lead pipe/blunt instrument of your choice (preferably not a pencil - bricks work well for this)
2: go to BDO, wait in toilets at train station next to line of fools with tickets waiting to get in
3: there is no step 3
4: my mistake, there is a step 3, there is no step 5
6: wait for unsuspecting victim to come into toilets
7: follow victim into cubicle
8: hit victim over the head whilst his brain is still thinking "what the hell is this guy doing going into my cubicle?
NOTE: a camera may be used at step 8 for hilarity purposes
9: cover up the ***THUNK*** noise by saying "god damn that burns!"
10: take unsuspecting victim's ticket, lock cubicle door from the inside and jump the queue
foolproof!
(or you could just do dodgies and bribe a security guard to let you in, that works, too) |
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| narcism |
u could always volunteer to be a medico or something......
u get free entry and just pretend ur helping ppl, when ur dancing away :stongue: |
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