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| batemanscott |
gold jpl!!!
heres a couple...
q. why do the french carry in their wallets?
a. Identification!
q.how do u get a french woman pregnant?
a. cum on a bin and let the fly's do the rest!
q what do u do if a frenchman with half a head is running at you?
a. stop laughing and reload! |
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| Laz-oh |
| quote: | Originally posted by Light The Fuse
q what do u do if a frenchman with half a head is running at you?
a. stop laughing and reload!
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ROFL gold lol |
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| DJ 00 Tommy |
All the jokes are gold :D How about some of these donnt if some maybe already up their
Q. What do you get if you cross a french with a monkey ?
A. Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to french people.
Q. What do you do if you see a drowning french ?
A. Throw him an anchor.
Q. How do you save a drowning french ?
A. Take your foot of his head.
Q. What do you call a french with half a brain ?
A. Gifted.
Q. How many french does it take to pave a driveway ?
A. It depends on how thin you slice them.
Q. Why do french smell so bad?
A. So blind people can hate them too.
Q. What does a smart french, and Santa Clause have in common?
A. They're both fictional characters. |
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| narcism |
www.i-hate-france.com
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| eRRaTiK |
Q: Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly?
A: It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.
Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war. |
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