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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close. |
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Dim the lights.
Light up some candles.
Play some R&B (even though I HATE that ass music, it does get you results...)
Get close to her and be romantic.
Take it from there! :thepirate |
Jeez, youve got this stuff all wrong.
Light up some Tribal torches, and plug in some neon lights.
Play some Gabber, Gabber, Gabber, and then some Genuine Tribal music. (You know like the kind Kramer gets it on to?)
Run away from her, knocking over the torches, and breaking open the neon lights, be sure to turn the pitch up on the gabber loaded turntable.
Let her chase you with a knife, while her 10 inch black strapon flops up and down while she jumps through the obstacle course you have made for this special night. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
nothing says "let's " like some greasy kentucky fried chicken hehehe :stongue: |
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
I call BS. No kid with access to the Internet wouldn't know the answers to these questions. If you really don't you'd be the most innocent teenager I've ever known. |
I called it first!
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
Jeez, youve got this stuff all wrong.
Light up some Tribal torches, and plug in some neon light.
Play some Gabber, Gabber, Gabber, and then some Genuine Tribal music. (You know like the kind Kramer gets it on to?)
Run away from her, knocking over the torches, and breaking open the neon lights, be sure to turn the pitch up on the gabber loaded turntable.
Let her chase you with a knife, while her 10 inch black strapon flops up and down while she jumps through the obstacle course you have made for this special night. |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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