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| ierxium |
You guys don't get it. This is an opportunity for the members of TA to make a great lover out of this young individual. Do it not for him but for the many women that he will encounter in his life time. It's for the good of them. So take out those porn videos and start taking notes so you can later on help our good friend here.
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
jason's sex guide for DJ JEM to please his bitch:
1. kissing her. you know how she likes to be kissed. lips, neck, ears, bla bla...if this is her first time too, she'll want it to be passionate...romantic.
2. be "powerful". women love strong men...so don't be afraid to pull her close to you or take control. she'll love it a lot i promise. i've never heard a woman tell me she didn't like men that can take control of them. of course...i'm not talking bondage, i'm just talking be strong...don't make her do everything.
3. foreplay. women love foreplay. kissing is just the start, but don't keep to one thing. do whatever you have to. if you know she likes certain things do them. one thing though...don't be too obsessed with breasts. yes, they are fun...and yes i'm sure she likes you kissing, licking, biting them whatever...but you got to cover all the terrain.
4. move slowly. this kinda goes back to the romantic thing. not only is being gentle in the way you touch her going to feel good to her, but she'll also anticipate it more and more. she'll definitely get turned on if you do things a little slower and take your time teasing her.
5. oral. definitely a good time to apply that slow i was just talking about. you got to vary it up to keep things interesting, but slow gentle motions are a great way to start. soft kissing and blowing will really get her going. as she starts to get more and more into it, you can start to do things with a little more pressure...she'll like that.
6. the actual sex. well...you probably won't last very long being it's your first time, so all that foreplay will be a good thing heheh. just mix it up. i'd say stick to missionary and her on top positions if this is the first time because once again...the whole romantic crap...
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
You guys don't get it. This is an opportunity for the members of TA to make a great lover out of this young individual. Do it not for him but for the many women that he will encounter in his life time. It's for the good of them. So take out those porn videos and start taking notes so you can later on help our good friend here.
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| beats and beeps |
Ok, I'll help you anyways.
Now I'm not experienced, so I'll make some suggestions.
Take your tally wacker out, and pause for laughter.
Rip her shirt of and say "I AMMMMMMMMMM UNULTRASUPER MEGAMAN WHO ARE YOU???????????????"
When she gives you a blank stare whisper in her ear "youre a breakdancing robot"
Then get her to put on the 10 inch strap-on while you put your feet behind your head.
To seduce her smoke a cigar with your anal cavity. When you "exhale" the smoke, clench your cheeks and try to make them say "I love you" It will most likely sound like "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO"
The rest pretty much explains itself. |
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| DJ JEM |
| what good porn could i get? whats it like also ? :conf: |
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