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| DJ JEM |
| what good porn could i get? whats it like also ? :conf: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ JEM
no. where could i obtain some ? |
Obtain condoms or pornos? :p |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
he did ask where to put it... |
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yep |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Excellent post. |
what can i say...i'm the white latin lovar!! :stongue: :p |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
Ok, I'll help you anyways.
Now I'm not experienced, so I'll make some suggestions.
Take your tally wacker out, and pause for laughter.
Rip her shirt of and say "I AMMMMMMMMMM UNULTRASUPER MEGAMAN WHO ARE YOU???????????????"
When she gives you a blank stare whisper in her ear "youre a breakdancing robot"
Then get her to put on the 10 inch strap-on while you put your feet behind your head.
To seduce her smoke a cigar with your anal cavity. When you "exhale" the smoke, clench your cheeks and try to make them say "I love you" It will most likely sound like "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO"
The rest pretty much explains itself. |
DON'T even read that post! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
what can i say...i'm the white latin lovar!! :stongue: :p |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: W3rd! |
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| DJ JEM |
| porn ? would i need comdoms?, what are the best kind? |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ JEM
no. where could i obtain some ? |
Woah, youve seriously never watched porn?
Thats crazy.
Do you smoke alot of marijuana? I know that helps kill my sex drive. |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ JEM
porn ? would i need comdoms?, what are the best kind? |
do u want to impregnate her? |
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