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The mystery of the broken toilet seat!?
 
nonicekittie
quote:
Originally posted by Cuzo
Okay this case isn't solved yet...cuz I'm not sure myself.

Okay I remember when I was sober, I headed to the toilet to take a dump and read.

I remember my body falling at good correct decline with no weird twists, or fast burst to the ter. So as my ass was headed to a nice healthy splashdown...as soon as my buttocks hit the ter seat in a sharp second, I was off the toilet on floor with my undies and pants to my ankles and face planted on the floor between the book I was reading trying not wake up Mike & Jenna. So a wop swear word or two later I reacess the situation...and I get up look at the damaged and noticed it was a connection pin broken that lead to me to go fly like an eagle into the future.

My guilt pangs didn't kick in yet because I was sober enough to know that I didn't hear anything rip, tear, or break...it stealthly slipped under my ass with a gliding motion.

The reasons against me:

A) LODE LeftOver Drug Effects....damn possible that affects my ass sensitivity and hearing

B) Exploding hemmorhoids. Study me, scientists.

C) Captain Crooked became more crooked.


So these are the facts I present the TOTA judicial system...please spare my ass.
:conf: What freakin drama...I'm so glad to be in the UK:haha:
DJ El Kay Dee
quote:
Originally posted by StereoPrincess
two terms added to a dictionary thanks to TOTA (well actually 3)

LoDE, DDTT and TOTA.


I'll take the credit for the last one:cool:
Irish Graham
quote:
Originally posted by nonicekittie
:conf: What freakin drama...I'm so glad to be in the UK:haha:
stay there then "brit lover"
muzzybear
quote:
Originally posted by maxlow
CSI : TOTA season one DVD


:happy2:


The season one boxed set comes with two glow sticks and some latex gloves.



Niiiiiiiiice! LOL! :D
nonicekittie
quote:
Originally posted by Irish Graham
stay there then "brit lover"
Trust me I will!! xoxo:crazy:
nonicekittie
P.s. there is nothing wrong with being a "brit lover"....they are wonderful people:tongue2
girllovingtvibe
quote:
Originally posted by StereoPrincess


hahahahahahahaha.



MAXLOW - GREAT JOB - BAHAHAHAHAHA
Irish Graham
quote:
Originally posted by nonicekittie
P.s. there is nothing wrong with being a "brit lover"....they are wonderful people:tongue2
aye when theyre sleepin.

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