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| Nikolas Vaughn |
I have to say the one about the nuts is the greatest..... funniest thing ive heard all day....
my worst was like a nintendo game from my grandparents, when i owned a sega megadrive....i never once opened that box, just sold it :D lol |
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| Sly_Guy |
My worst X-mas experience wasn't due to the gift I recieved, but merely the soul crushing discovery that Santa wasn't real. I must have been 4 or 5 years old, Santa had left a kick ass LEGO castle, but forgotten to take the price tag off of it. The moment I saw it, my above moron intellegence level kicked into overdrive...If there's a price tag on my present from Santa, then one of two things must be true. Either Santa's elves are lazy sons-of-bitches in a strong worker's union and don't produce crap, or Santa doesn't exsist. Since I thought if Santa could convince a large workforce of midgets to live at the north pole all year, and have no mention of them getting paid, I assumed they were slave labour and weren't unionized. Therefore, if Santa didn't exsist, then the presents must be coming from my parents. If the presents were coming from them, then next year, and all subsequent years I could manipulate them for the exact Santa gift(s), and gift(s) from Parents I wanted....It took about half a second for me to learn how to lie to my parents.
So when my parents finally broke the horrible news to me about Santa not exsisting last year, I fessed' up and they got mad. But it was well worth 17 years of 'ideal' gifts. |
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| SteveStrangis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
My worst X-mas experience wasn't due to the gift I recieved, but merely the soul crushing discovery that Santa wasn't real. I must have been 4 or 5 years old, Santa had left a kick ass LEGO castle, but forgotten to take the price tag off of it. The moment I saw it, my above moron intellegence level kicked into overdrive...If there's a price tag on my present from Santa, then one of two things must be true. Either Santa's elves are lazy sons-of-bitches in a strong worker's union and don't produce crap, or Santa doesn't exsist. Since I thought if Santa could convince a large workforce of midgets to live at the north pole all year, and have no mention of them getting paid, I assumed they were slave labour and weren't unionized. Therefore, if Santa didn't exsist, then the presents must be coming from my parents. If the presents were coming from them, then next year, and all subsequent years I could manipulate them for the exact Santa gift(s), and gift(s) from Parents I wanted....It took about half a second for me to learn how to lie to my parents.
So when my parents finally broke the horrible news to me about Santa not exsisting last year, I fessed' up and they got mad. But it was well worth 17 years of 'ideal' gifts. |
Haha
How i found out santa wasent real - you know how you leave milk and cookies out for santa... well i got out of bed on christmas eve late that night, and there i busted my old man stuffing his face with my milk and cookies, stunned when he saw me and i stood there basically saying "dad.... youv got somethen to tell me havent you.."
The funniest gift for me was when one of my Grandmothers (whos loosing her mind...) gave me a "happy 17th birthday" card on christmas day :rolleyes: bair in mind i was 19 at the time and my bday was in Septemeber...
Another time when i was about 11 years old, my aunt gave me the "New Kids on the Block" album, when she knew full well that i hated that band and she was a huge fan.. I had been warned from my parents that i better be nice and polite when i receive gifts or else il get my ass kicked.
So you can imagine the look on my face when i unwrapped this gift...
"hey..err..wow! new kids on the block" :nervous::wtf:
"this is so cool.." :rolleyes:
what was worse is that my aunt immediately made me put this album on repeat during the whole family christmas lunch and dinner thing..
you guys have no idea what its like to listen to "Step by Step" or "hang stuff" for 3 hours straight... |
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| vitamin v |
| quote: | Originally posted by SteveStrangis
you guys have no idea what its like to listen to "Step by Step" or "hang stuff" for 3 hours straight... |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
OMFG!!!! BWHAAHAAAA...........
thats classic!!!:gsmile:
Scott and I had to listen to his nieces Nikki Webster album on repeat on repeat one christmas, AND watch the little s do the dance moves to the music.
Oh and Trev, i thought your worst present was the toilet roll holder you got of grandma and grand pop!!!:stongue: |
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| 00soups00 |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
my cousins are jewish (not literally, they just hate parting with cash).
last year there was a present for me from them. i was intrigued, coz i dont remember getting something from them in a while. so i opened it.
*drum roll*
a small packet of nuts. i dont even eat nuts. its meant to be the thought that counts, but fvcked if i can see any thought there. can just imagine them walking in the supermarket and finding the 50c bargain bin.
i wouldve preferred nothing, so i didnt have to avoid them for the rest of christmas, as there was no fvcking chance in hell i was gonna thank em for it ;)
oh, and lol @ sly guy. |
lmfao... hahaha Nuts..even at 9:45am thats fukn hillarious.. who the fuk buys nuts for christmas???
i wouldve probably avoided them too.. however i would've like to have thought that i wouldve said, hey guys... thanks for the nuts |
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| 00soups00 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nikolas Vaughn
I have to say the one about the nuts is the greatest..... funniest thing ive heard all day....
my worst was like a nintendo game from my grandparents, when i owned a sega megadrive....i never once opened that box, just sold it :D lol |
dude i think you're a bit harsh. at least they're putting in a lot of thought... better then the wrapped kmart polo shirts i used to receive every year... thing is, now ive thrown them all out, they come back into fashion
hahahaha |
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| 00soups00 |
only been involved in KK now for my 2nd year coming up
last year, i donno who got me, but i got a cd case. (as they all saw i was into music) so that was a very practical & not to mention useful gift. (i cannot rememmber what i got my KK). This year we havent had them handed out yet, but i got my KK a set of 4 rock glasses .. very nice and practicalas she moved into new place recently
funnier side of KK.. gay fag gave this other guy a copy of Gay Porno and a few chocolate pensis'..
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| eRRaTiK |
| that's nice of you to give him your pr0no soups :p |
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