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jonSun
Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.

Q: How do you tell if a DJ is actually dead?
A: Hold out a check (but don’t be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).

Q: What did the DJ say on his first gig?
A: Would you like fries with that Coke?

Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.

Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: What’s the difference between the owner of a night club and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO

Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a puppy?
A: The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.
beats and beeps
To be completely honest with you.
lame.
töbias
Haha.
NiteMer
The first one's a polak joke. Unimpressed by these jokes.
Boomer187
quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.

Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless





these are the only funny ones :wtf:

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