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monoxide
hell, i've already posted it, but it's sooo good. i don't know if someone came up with this joke first, but it just hitted my brain from nowhere (i guess it's owned!):

-how long do you need to screw a brit?
-2mins: 90+1 and 90+3

:haha:

hail to germany!






hey all you flametroopers, go f**k yourselves.
mentalbarter
i know im english and therefore wont be amused

but that joke aint funny full stop
Lira
quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter
that joke aint funny full stop

... I agree and I'm not English.

Thread with less worse jokes about this match
monoxide
the joke's funny bit is in between the lines. translation: all the europe is laughing @ england... :haha:


seriously:

euro basketball champions: LITHUANIA (ole to us) :p
euro football champions (should be): GERMANY (ole to them!)
r e z
haha it is a tasteless joke.. but still fairly humurous...

cmon lads, where has your humour run off to
fastmp3
british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks
Dj Smitty20
quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks


have you ever considered that you're a racist?
fastmp3
quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
have you ever considered that you're a racist?


HELL NO

have you ever considered the fact that you're too stupid to notice i'm actually joking and that you're the only idiot who took what i said seriously :rolleyes: come on get over it , i just like making fun of england after they lost against france , that's all ;) don't me look like what i'm not :whip: :rolleyes:

oh and : OMG TIESTO NUMBER 1 DJ OMG OMG OMG :toothless :haha: :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
razmataz
quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks


Even if you are joking that statement is bordering on blasphemous!

I am not British but I love the humour... faulty towers, black adder, yes minister, the office, monty python... the list is endless.

ps: the above joke was stupid. i dont understand one thing, and that is why everyone is acting like it was some sort of final. I say he who laughs last...
monoxide
quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
i just like making fun of england after they lost against france


everybody does ;)

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
have you ever considered that you're a racist?


i am (like 95% of lithuanians). does that bother you?

quote:
Originally posted by razmataz
why everyone is acting like it was some sort of final?


that was not the finals, that was just the biggest and most shamefull screw in history :p :wtf: :haha:

razmataz
quote:
[i]
that was not the finals, that was just the biggest and most shamefull [b]screw
in history :p :wtf: :haha:


I rank the Man U - Bayern game much higher than that (MUCH MUCH higher)... and this game PALES in comparison to France - Italy at Euro 2000...

History does not remember group games.

ps: if you think its cool to be racist then something is wrong with you... apart from your sense of humour ofcourse :)
r e z
lol how in the world is that a form of racism? damn you poms take everything so seriously :D :D :whip: :whip:
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